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Collapses in to chair...paintball paints...topless...rubs eyes

LT: I'd be angry with my puppy for waking me....except I should be awake already and she never actively wakes me up unless its an emergency

You can get mad at a puppy, but they're a puppy...so they always win you over with their cuteness.

*blinks*

Wait...paintball pants....topless...

Sporty and half-naked? This sounds like a total win for that puppy!





Though other eyes would likely enjoy the view as well....
 
Lol that puppy only cares about the state of my nakedness if it has direct implications of whether or not she's going outside lol. She knows if I only have pants on.....no socks...no shirt...nothing else....she's not going anywhere lol
 
I need to scrub my eyeballs. I just saw MLP porn. Maybe if I go to WalMart I can find some 350 pound redneck grandma in a tube top to shock me out of this state.
 
I need to scrub my eyeballs. I just saw MLP porn. Maybe if I go to WalMart I can find some 350 pound redneck grandma in a tube top to shock me out of this state.

I can't imagine 1) that MLP porn is the worst kind of mind-scarring porn to see, and 2) that seeing some 350 pound redneck grandma in a tube top would help in this situation.

Why don't you come over here and I'll help you forget all about the scary visions...*grin*
 
I can't imagine 1) that MLP porn is the worst kind of mind-scarring porn to see, and 2) that seeing some 350 pound redneck grandma in a tube top would help in this situation.

Why don't you come over here and I'll help you forget all about the scary visions...*grin*

1)The MLP was drawn in Chibi style while the male participant was drawn with more realistic proportions (well, except for one thing), so it was almost like child cartoon, bestiality porn or something.

2) You're probably right, but I need milk and cereal anyway, so off I go.
 
1)The MLP was drawn in Chibi style while the male participant was drawn with more realistic proportions (well, except for one thing), so it was almost like child cartoon, bestiality porn or something.

2) You're probably right, but I need milk and cereal anyway, so off I go.

Woah. Chibi porn is definitely creepy.

I haven't had a bowl of cereal in forever! And here I was thinking of getting pizza or something...hmmm...
 
Woah. Chibi porn is definitely creepy.

I haven't had a bowl of cereal in forever! And here I was thinking of getting pizza or something...hmmm...

Well, I'm nearly broke, or at least it feels like it because I'm trying to save as much as possible towards a down payment on property. If I have pizza later today, it will have to be cheap Little Caesars or something.
 
Well, I'm nearly broke, or at least it feels like it because I'm trying to save as much as possible towards a down payment on property. If I have pizza later today, it will have to be cheap Little Caesars or something.

I was thinking Little Caesars myself. I like their jalapeno cheese bread.

Sometimes Fauxy one, you gotta think before you open your mouth.

*snickers*

*adds chuckles to the snickers*
 
Not quick enough!



You have a song for hot water?


I realized my mistake and that's what matters!


And...
Nooo... Not for water.
Other. Stuff.




LT:
Was... That a vagina shape in my daughter's princess fruit snacks?
I-
Whaaaa? No... That...
Whaaa?
 
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