The UK Kink Thread

Malich said:

Morning all

Hope you slept well and are having a good day so far?

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Sweetdaisymae said:

Morning Mal,

No to the first and average to the second, but an hour long tel call with M sure helped!

Tummy bloated up during the night, really painful, so I am back to the gp today to see if they can do anything for the pain
Today will be a trial!

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Malich said:

Oh dear *hug

I hope they can find a solution!

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Sweetdaisymae said:

Trial #1 the proceedure has been cancelled and has to be done at another hospital.
Trial#2 seem to have lost the ability to swallow solids with any ease.
Trial#3 the other sub

I need something good to happen!!

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Malich said:

Oh no. hug. Sorry I'm out and can't chat today. :-(

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LallyH said:

Morning everyone

Woke up at 5 this morning with a bad headache, took some painkillers and went back to sleep. When I eventually woke, the alarm had been ringing for over an hour without any noticeable reaction from me, apparently...

Hope you're all having a good Friday. Any plans for the weekend? Start of the football season for us, which means I get the boys out of the house every other Saturday!!

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Malich said:

Is there really a football season any more? isn't it just constant?

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LallyH said:

If you supported either of your 'local' football teams, then yes, there is just a season It's only the multi million pound premier league moneyspinners that seem to never stop playing matches!

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LallyH said:

In other news, I wondered why my son disappeared rapidly when I began to open my credit card bill yesterday.

When I saw the £300 worth of Xbox Fifa points that he'd helped himself to without permission IN ONE MONTH, I realised why.

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Malich said:

Oh dear. I foresee trouble in his future.

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LallyH said:

In his very immediate future. I can guarantee it...

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Malich said:

It's a good job you're not a sadist with a range devices designed originally for chastisement!

Though I suspect a tongue lashing from mother will be bad enough.

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LallyH said:

Apparently I have a 'look' which strikes fear into those who see it . According to son, it came into play during the altercation we had in the pool on holiday - he thought it hysterical when the guys started apologising to me but said it is the instinctive reaction to the 'look'

But as the fear of the 'look' was not enough to stop him spending my money, its had to be plan B which was the disappointed expression (more dreaded than being shouted at according to both kids) coupled with a list of chores to be completed which is longer than Santa's list

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Malich said:

Ah yes, apparently I have one of those looks too.

Well, at national minimum wage that's a minimum of 20 hours or so he'll have to put in to pay back what he owes

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LallyH said:

You've not included the interest charges and the penalty imposed for going overdrawn...

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Malich said:

Morning all

Had a hell of a hail storm here last night. Thought it was a train at the bottom of the street but then realised it was coming from the wrong direction and getting closer. Then there was hail at least 1cm across, bigger in some cases, and falling so heavily I couldn't see more than 10m out the window.

Half expected to see a tornado rumbling through the back gardens.

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Sweetdaisymae said:

It would sure be easier than chasing one! As long as it didn't take the house!
Off for a family wedding now.
Had some good news, I am officially classed as urgent and have been put straight to the top of the hospital waiting list. woot! (I think)

Xxx

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LallyH said:

Morning all.

It's cold and wet outside - think I'll stay in bed for a bit

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