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Old 02-17-2017, 05:42 PM   #3701
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:16 AM   #3702
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I ran into a very puzzling bottle of Italian wine. The whole bottle screams US and even says matured in American oak.

Since when have old world wines looked like that? So strange.

But yeah, it is Italian. I just find it very weird.
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Old 02-18-2017, 11:12 AM   #3703
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WANT!

I expect to see this in a movie soon. What a great get-away vehicle.
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:31 PM   #3704
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Did you know that seals were so strong?



Apparently that's a small female too!
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:12 AM   #3705
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Sometimes my choice in shoes are my most masochistic tendencies....
 

Old 02-19-2017, 07:37 AM   #3706
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wellllllll
looks like the future still needs some time to ripen up
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:14 PM   #3707
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Old 02-19-2017, 04:01 PM   #3708
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...and then the sun came out for me.
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Old 02-19-2017, 04:06 PM   #3709
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Cool!

But the thought of flying surrounded by blenders could be a bit unnerving.

They almost guarantee that any incident will be messy.
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:02 AM   #3711
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Lately I've gotten into modern rock bands covering classic rock songs.

Disturbed covering Sound of Silence
Shinedown's cover of Simple Man
Five Finger Death Punch and their take on House of the Rising Sun.
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Old 02-21-2017, 11:10 AM   #3712
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My SIL asked me recipes for the dishes I cooked for my niece when she was visiting for the weekend a while back. She's been talking about my food!

I think that confirms I did good, even though I was so worried about cooking kid friendly food.
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Old 02-21-2017, 11:48 AM   #3713
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:sigh: I settled on a dress and was ok with it being a size too big while I was frustrated. Now I'm trying it on again because even Mister said it looked a little big just on the hanger. I feel much more self conscious about it today because it does look kind of loose. I checked the store website to see if I could find a store with a smaller size. This size is the smallest the brand makes.
 

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Old 02-21-2017, 11:59 AM   #3715
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Well, hang on. You are good with your hands. Can it be taken in or darted to fit you better easily?
I was thinking about putting darts in it. I hate this dress. I've never had a good relationship with clothes, but this dress is hitting a special nerve. I really wanted to just return it after the wedding and never think of it again...
 

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I was thinking about putting darts in it. I hate this dress. I've never had a good relationship with clothes, but this dress is hitting a special nerve. I really wanted to just return it after the wedding and never think of it again...
Is dressing casually absolutely not an option?
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Is dressing casually absolutely not an option?
Technically I think I'm part of the wedding party as it will be few of us and for the sake of pictures the bride and groom want yellow (shirts for guys dresses for ladies) because the day will be gloomy. I'm going to freeze my ass off in a dress I hate.
 

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Old 02-21-2017, 12:18 PM   #3719
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Ok.

This is not good. You deserve to feel comfortable.

Want help looking for something?

Even if you hate the colour of a dress you otherwise like you can dye it after so this sounds a miserable compromise Meeks.
I don't really think it can be helped much. I think I'll put darts in it and burn it as soon as I get the chance. Maybe I'll lay it on the ground and stab it a few times with a knife just to help release some of the rage this is building up.
 

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Old 02-21-2017, 12:37 PM   #3721
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I don't really think it can be helped much. I think I'll put darts in it and burn it as soon as I get the chance. Maybe I'll lay it on the ground and stab it a few times with a knife just to help release some of the rage this is building up.
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That sounds fun.
That does sound fun. I think you should run it over with your car a few times, mark all over it with a sharpie (it's yellow, right?) Some kind of explicit message about just how awful the damn thing is...then stab it with a knife, shred it with scissors and burn it to high heaven along with perhaps some God awful party favors...
I'd love to help...At least take pictures!!!!
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This encouragement and the violent suggestions are appreciated. I'm ready to scream right now as I've just been informed of the location and I'm soundly aware that I am not prepared for it and now even my shoes are not suitable. They will be lucky that I don't punch either of them in the throat.
 

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Or, alternatively you could shove the yellow dress down their throats. Get some wide black ribbon and some Stitchwitch (a product to stick fabric together with an iron) to tack the ribbons to the dress in horizontal strips. With black shoes and leggings and fairy wings you'd be the bees knees (and the rest of the bee too).

"But, but, you said yellow and everyone else is dressed in a costume..."

At that point you can flounce out, go home and put on some comfy PJ's or something. Then burn/stab/mutilate/etc the dress.
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Why aren't they helping with all of this? You should know where you are expected to where the thing, and the dress code etc before buying at the very least.
It is all very short notice and I think they are making it up as they go. Or, as I've learned one partner was vague and the other is now clarifying. I was told outdoor, casual just a few people at first. Bought a coat and was told by one "that's great!" Then I was informed by the other that they were looking at providing a matching garment to go over dresses. :sigh: ok, I'll find a dress. We were told probably something in a forest, now it's a beach. Maybe it's a beach next to a forest? I get that it's last minute and minimalist, but I think when it's like that you should really just say, "wear something warm and try to incorporate yellow so we look like a matching group. BTW, it's at this specific location so wear appropriate shoes."

(¬_¬) I like these people, but not as party planners. (Edit: it seems the confusion may be due to one trying to surprise us. How fucking nice. I'm officially pissed and this belongs in the Pissed Off Thread.)

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