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Old 09-02-2017, 03:18 PM   #1
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'Out of control' pensioners fined for hotel rampage

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Staff and guests were forced to flee after two "out of control" pensioners rampaged through a Highland Perthshire resort hotel, a court heard.

Robert Fergus, 72, ran naked with a pair of scissors in the public reception of the MacDonald Loch Rannoch Hotel and smashed a glass pane.

His wife Ruth, 69, threatened to shoot a staff member after "reacting badly" to the alcohol she consumed earlier.

The couple were fined £4,100 at Perth Sheriff Court.
Mr Fergus, from Troon, was also ordered to pay the hotel £800 compensation to cover the cost of the damage from the incident on 4 February.

He had admitted behaving in a threatening and abusive manner towards four staff members, wilfully destroying property, and drink driving.


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Old 09-02-2017, 05:02 PM   #4
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:34 PM   #5
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Old 09-02-2017, 10:14 PM   #6
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Robert Fergus would be a year or two younger than Keith Richards and Mick Jagger. Just sayin'.
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:14 PM   #7
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:17 PM   #8
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:18 PM   #9
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Old 09-03-2017, 04:08 PM   #13
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Old 09-03-2017, 04:13 PM   #14
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Old 09-04-2017, 01:46 PM   #15
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It just dawned on me, in addition to my "make it hard" meds and lub, we will need to pact scissors for our future vacation trips....

(note to self: do not use the "make it hard" meds any time I might be needing to run naked through the hotel with the scissors)


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Aww I wonder if their drinks were spiked or if they got a bad batch of something
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*sits back giggling at the image of a naked man running*

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Aww I wonder if their drinks were spiked or if they got a bad batch of something
They fucked.
Got UTI's.
Went mad.


I'd like to go to Iceland. Croatia. And back to Italy.
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Poop.

It just dawned on me, in addition to my "make it hard" meds and lub, we will need to pact scissors for our future vacation trips....

(note to self: do not use the "make it hard" meds any time I might be needing to run naked through the hotel with the scissors)

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*sits back giggling at the image of a naked man running*

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Cookie, I think we need to book a suite in Vegas so anyone who wants to join can simply fly in...
Just an FYI - I always carry scissors in my luggage. You know. Just in case.

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They fucked.
Got UTI's.
Went mad.

I'd like to go to Iceland. Croatia. And back to Italy.
Nurse talk: always pee after sex!

Iceland is on my bucket list. Never thought of Croatia. Italy? Yes. Under the Tuscan Sun kind of a thing... middle aged midwestern chick learning to love wine and cock again. With my Judi Dench haircut.
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Nurse talk: always pee after sex!

Iceland is on my bucket list. Never thought of Croatia. Italy? Yes. Under the Tuscan Sun kind of a thing... middle aged midwestern chick learning to love wine and cock again. With my Judi Dench haircut.
Croatia is just cool.
I also plan on going to New Orleans.
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When I was in high school a girl was running around the drama classroom with all its upturned chairs, tripped over and fell eye-first onto one of the chair legs. Pretty sure she lost it.

Random story.
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When I was in high school a girl was running around the drama classroom with all its upturned chairs, tripped over and fell eye-first onto one of the chair legs. Pretty sure she lost it.

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