Kat73
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Is that a tent in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tell Us Your Cheesiest Pick Up Line
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Is that a tent in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Ginmill72
Just here for a good time
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Do you have a mirror in your pants...because I can see myself in them.
No tent just happy to see you.
Pantyboy74
Flirty not Dirty.
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I've brought the lips, you've brought the meat; let's enjoy a special meal.
Get your coat, you've pulled.
My real one used to be.
I bet you the change in my pocket, I can make your nipples hard without touching them.
When they accepted the challenge, I'd gently rub my finger tips across their nipples.
When they said I touched, I explain that they were so beautiful I just had to fail.
LucianaGrace
Grace Changes Everything
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latecomer91364
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"Excuse me, but the management has asked me to inform you that you have to go outside...because you're Smokin'!"
Longnthick4u
Really Experienced
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Excuse me do you need an inhaler........because you've got ass...ma.
DarkSimian
RONIN
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I wish I could rearrange the alphabet, so I could put the D in U.
Longnthick4u
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Are you a magician? Because when I look at you everyone else disappears.
I
Iceprincess12
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What’s new Pikachu
DrkSthrnGnt
"had me at Big Bang"
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?
Can I?
DrkSthrnGnt
"had me at Big Bang"
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name's jill, right?
Shymidwestgirl
Oops...straightens halo.
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Bahahahahahaha.... ok that made me laugh, but umm.... I’m a good girl.
DrkSthrnGnt
"had me at Big Bang"
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Shymidwestgirl
Oops...straightens halo.
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Good at what, precisely?
Get to know me and you shall find out.
DrkSthrnGnt
"had me at Big Bang"
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Are you calculus? Because I find myself wanting to do you but you're confusing as hell
RjThoughts
I'm The Rojodi!
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Two that worked:
To pretty girl at NYS campgrounds' volleyball court:
"Hey, you in the back. Are you going to stand there and look pretty, or are you going to serve the ball?"
To coed seated across the table while looking at my yearbook:
*patted lap* "Why don't you come here. You'll see better."
To pretty girl at NYS campgrounds' volleyball court:
"Hey, you in the back. Are you going to stand there and look pretty, or are you going to serve the ball?"
To coed seated across the table while looking at my yearbook:
*patted lap* "Why don't you come here. You'll see better."
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