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I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
I'm thinking of becoming a pizza delivery guy
We've let many pizza guys finger and fondle my wife over the years. No blow jobs but now she's thinking she may do other things.I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
We've let many pizza guys finger and fondle my wife over the years. No blow jobs but now she's thinking she may do other things.
I have several pizza stories but haven't posted them yet. This pizza thing seems very popular. Maybe I need a part time job.
Now I'm hard
Now I'm hungry.
Same thing
The pizza guy might come back later. We'll see.
I feel like "I'm ordering pizza" is going to become a euphemism for "I'm going to suck some cock."
I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
Would that be sausage or pepperoni
Either, as long as it's a 12 inch.
I'll take a large Italian sausage please.
This is a great and hilarious thread. Thanks for all the comments! Now if he'll show up after work...
It would be just my luck to get a thin crust vegetarian pizza (the hardest thing on it is the olives...)