Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

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She watched us as we did our thing
She in nothing and me in cock ring
Her eyes grew wide
but could not decide
 
She watched us as we did our thing
She in nothing and me in cock ring
Her eyes grew wide
but could not decide
Whether to strip and join the swing
 
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It's a porn site, not English class. Trying to make it English class actually makes it FAR less FUN.
I don't think people were asking for help as to what limericks are.

I knew some illiterate bigmouth would have a pop, well:

Using their signature;

“May you always have enough happiness to keep you sweet; enough trials to keep you strong; enough success to keep you eager; enough faith to give you courage; and enough determination to make each day a good day.” Chinese Blessing


Strutting around with That Blessing
''LoveToLurk'' got it cheap there, no messing
Cheap suits her approach,
She's a lot like a 'roach
And is far from ever impressing.

Ahem:D

On the other hand, I must thank ''subdued_passion'' for her polite and thoughtful response:

Several posters have complained about this. Some people choose not to post when the rhyme or meter is off.
Thanks for your input.
 
Lusty Lucy licked Lana's yoni
while her own was kissed by Toni
and Gracie gracefully
 
Lusty Lucy licked Lana's yoni
while her own was kissed by Toni
And Gracie gracefully
waited patiently
And dreamt of pepperoni.
 
She Jilled herself with the big meat stick
in a hurry she did it rather quick
when it started to hurt her
 
I knew some illiterate bigmouth would have a pop, well:

Using their signature;

“May you always have enough happiness to keep you sweet; enough trials to keep you strong; enough success to keep you eager; enough faith to give you courage; and enough determination to make each day a good day.” Chinese Blessing


Strutting around with That Blessing
''LoveToLurk'' got it cheap there, no messing
Cheap suits her approach,
She's a lot like a 'roach
And is far from ever impressing.

Ahem:D

On the other hand, I must thank ''subdued_passion'' for her polite and thoughtful response:

Several posters have complained about this. Some people choose not to post when the rhyme or meter is off.
Thanks for your input.

Dandy daddy 'tis no crime,
if the verse don' always rhyme,
forgetting form,
becomes the norm
when one posts justa kill some time. ;)

Psst- My pet peeve is when the piece makes no logical sense.
 
She Jilled herself with the big meat stick
in a hurry she did it rather quick
when it started to hurt her
She really began to purr
 
Dandy daddy 'tis no crime,
if the verse don' always rhyme,
forgetting form,
becomes the norm
when one posts justa kill some time. ;)

Psst- My pet peeve is when the piece makes no logical sense.

I was planning on playing along with the current limerick, but am struggling with what 'she jilled herself with the big meat stick' means... I'm terribly innocent...
 
I was planning on playing along with the current limerick, but am struggling with what 'she jilled herself with the big meat stick' means... I'm terribly innocent...

Sorry Matt . . .

You had finished off the last one with "dreamt of pepperoni". Which in the context of that rhyme I took to mean that she fantasized of masturbating with a long thin pepperoni (stick of meat) while watching her friends 69, and waiting for her turn. Men are said to 'jack' when masturbating and women are said to 'jill'. Thus the opening line . . .

I'll just finish myself off here while I'm at it :D

She Jilled herself with the big meat stick
in a hurry she did it rather quick
when it started to hurt her
She really began to purr
And got off without Lucy's lick
 
Sorry Matt . . .

You had finished off the last one with "dreamt of pepperoni". Which in the context of that rhyme I took to mean that she fantasized of masturbating with a long thin pepperoni (stick of meat) while watching her friends 69, and waiting for her turn. Men are said to 'jack' when masturbating and women are said to 'jill'. Thus the opening line . . .

I'll just finish myself off here while I'm at it :D

She Jilled herself with the big meat stick
in a hurry she did it rather quick
when it started to hurt her
She really began to purr
And got off without Lucy's lick

jacking off is familiar (both linguistically and physically) never heard of jilling... I thank you for the education
 
Johnny was a comely lad
He drove the young girls mad
He made hearts flutter
"til the melted like butter
 
Johnny was a comely lad
He drove the young girls mad
He made hearts flutter
"til the melted like butter
Lots of kids end up calling him dad
 
There once was a girl with long legs
To get between them, Joe begs
They stretched for a mile
 
There once was a girl with long legs
To get between them, Joe begs
They stretched for a mile
He took her with a smile
 
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