The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a chilled bloody mary.

I put in a forensic investigation...

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FallingToFly said:

And get back Dexter in a Speedo.

I put in a yappy Chihuahua/Poodle cross.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a cross neighbour.

I put in a high-frequency whistle...

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Handley_Page said:

and all the local dogs bark in unison.


I put in a decent Silencer

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Miss_Vivi said:

And you turn and forget everything you just did.

I put in a Silence that will fall when the question is asked.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a more beautiful question.

I put in a spirited reading of "May I feel"...

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Miss_Vivi said:

And now you're hers!

I put in a rousing game of he said, she said.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you find out just what Katy did.

I put in a minx named Monique...

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Miss_Vivi said:

And you get a wild ride that no one was ready for or will forget.

I put in a very naughty old man.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you find a very pleased young lady.

I put in a conjunction of age and beauty...

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Miss_Vivi said:

And you find that moment when a woman is no longer a girl and she is beautiful.

I put in images that have no words, yet.

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a stunned silence.


I put in a Gothic-sounding Chord on a really big church organ.

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SailorJerry said:

But the Goths are all tied up in the back, and Maryln Manson is pounding away on the keys and pumping the pedals like a madman!

I put in a truckload of Goth Gear for the teens smoking out behind the school.

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Handley_Page said:

and they have a real good bonfire of the vanities.


I put in a CD of indecent music

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get dirty ears.

I put in a Q-Tip...

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Handley_Page said:

but it floats in the bowl.

I put in a burning candle

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SailorJerry said:

That's not a candle! It's a tyre!!!!

I put in a riot.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get dancing in the streets.

I put in a thin blue line...

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Handley_Page said:

and the Pilot misses it.


I put in a new engine

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you needed new wings.

I put in a trace of Amelia Earhart...

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SailorJerry said:

and you get an atoll, but not a single aerofoil. keep looking.

I put in a bloodhound; aquatic version.

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Handley_Page said:

and you find on old submarine instead.

I put in a spare bit of Aluminium.

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SailorJerry said:

Which I use to wrap the stuffed trout I'm planning to put on the barbecue later.

I put in a delicious halibut cheek, freshly caught.

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Handley_Page said:

Caught because it was cheeky to the Grand Cod ?

I put in a cloud full of cold rain

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SailorJerry said:

and you get a parade, full of very unhappy Mummers.

I put in a few pubs along the way to warm up by the hearth, and the bar.

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