The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

pensivepoet · Apr 29, 2016

GimpyIntellect said:
Am I the only one that likes Lance?

I never did have good taste in people.

Back in the day, I became good friends with the meanest, toughest bad ass in the county, cuz I didn't like the alternative.
I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

Lancecastor · Apr 29, 2016

Sean said:
You have to remember Lance hasn't actually been near a real woman since they ripped him out of his mother and dropped him in the abortion bucket.

Quoted for baseline purposes.

VaticanAssassin · Apr 29, 2016

Yoga pants seem to be the standard uniform where I live. They have become both a blessing and a curse. They should not be for all. But I will gladly put up with that for the ones that wear them well...

RobDownSouth · Apr 29, 2016

Laurel said:
Turns out Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina is not too big.

Let's revisit this assertion after her third child or so.
*nods*

trysail · Apr 29, 2016

Sonofabitch.

Have there REALLY been twenty-seven (27) Isolated Blurt Threads since La Laurelle began limiting their length?

It's hard to believe. I suppose it goes to prove that time flies when you're having fun.

Sean · Apr 29, 2016

pensivepoet said:
Back in the day, I became good friends with the meanest, toughest bad ass in the county, cuz I didn't like the alternative.
I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

In the same way that a Care Bear with Tourettes would be annoying?

Lancecastor · Apr 29, 2016

pensivepoet said:
I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

thør · Apr 29, 2016

Laurel said:
Turns out Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina is not too big.

Why hasn't anyone picked up on this?

Has anyone found my Fitbit?

pensivepoet · Apr 29, 2016

Sean said:
In the same way that a Care Bear with Tourettes would be annoying?

I'm guessin he's loading the cannon now.

Sean · Apr 29, 2016

pensivepoet said:
I'm guessin he's loading the cannon now.

He probably fires blanks.

pensivepoet · Apr 29, 2016

Sean said:
He probably fires blanks.

He gets his cannon balls from North Korea?
Though he would be scarier if his cannon wasn't mounted on half a canoe.

Sean · Apr 29, 2016

pensivepoet said:
He gets his cannon balls from North Korea?
Though he would be scarier if his cannon wasn't mounted on half a canoe.

The one that's actually in a garden centre?

Fata Morgana · Apr 29, 2016

trysail said:
Sonofabitch.

Have there REALLY been twenty-seven (27) Isolated Blurt Threads since La Laurelle began limiting their length?

It's hard to believe. I suppose it goes to prove that time flies when you're having fun.

Yes and KS got 21 of them.

Lancecastor · Apr 29, 2016

Little guy gets his hands on the village bicycle and he thinks he's won the yellow jersey.

pensivepoet · Apr 29, 2016

Sean said:
The one that's actually in a garden centre?

No, the one outside the unabombers cabin.

Emerson40 · Apr 29, 2016

Lazurius said:
Nice to read Laurel continue to bring the GB down to a level that it has a chance to compete with killsnitch.

Hey Loretta,

You had this alt sitting in the back pocket of your abaya, just waiting for the ban hammer to fall on WiltedWalter, yes?

Despite the name change, we expect the same tedious religious hypocrisy and abortion threads from you, as well as your regular multitude of whiny appeals to Laurel and all, about the terrible double-standards and unjust treatment of Lit's No-stick, lemmingly, wannabe, selectively religiously shitheely poster, Eeyore.

Go get 'em, Loretta!

pensivepoet · Apr 29, 2016

I'd better stop shit stirring or I'm bound to get some on me.

Sean · Apr 29, 2016

Lancecastor said:
Little guy gets his hands on the village bicycle and he thinks he's won the yellow jersey.

Is jealous cos he still has training wheels on his trike. ^^^

Lancecastor · Apr 29, 2016

pensivepoet said:
I'd better stop shit stirring or I'm bound to get some on me.

Fun Fact:

Every time sean gets some, he's inhaling molecules of Ish et al.

Colonel Hogan · Apr 29, 2016

thør said:
Why hasn't anyone picked up on this?

Has anyone found my Fitbit?

Also, I'm missing a pair of headphones.

evesdream · Apr 29, 2016

GimpyIntellect said:
Am I the only one that likes Lance?

I never did have good taste in people.

He's a GB Hall of Famer. You know how they are.

Sean · Apr 29, 2016

Lancecastor said:
Fun Fact:

Every time sean gets some, he's inhaling molecules of Ish et al.

Every time lance gets some, oh, wait...

trysail · Apr 29, 2016

Cunterella said:
Yes and KS got 21 of them.

Well, I'll be hornswoggled.

I don't pay much attention. Frankly, it's a mystery to me why people seem to get such a big kick out of this "alt" business. It seems pretty idiotic.

Saint Peter · Apr 29, 2016

evesdream said:
He's a GB Hall of Famer. You know how they are.

A bunch of site owners, dead guys, and douchebags.

Lancecastor · Apr 29, 2016

Sean said:
Every time lance gets some, oh, wait...

....lost your laptop?

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