Originally Posted by loquere
You have kids?
Are you kidding me? Of course he has kids. Heís a psychotherapist of great renown, sex crime investigator, holder of not 1, but 2
graduate degrees, and a self appointed expert on ALL
things women - their physiology, thought process, and what they are all actually thinking and want.
Women are knocking each other over to capture his seed and turkey-baste it into their snatchy-snatch.
He has the DNA and wisdom of the founding fathers of the nation coursing through his loins, states emphatically that all women, unequivocally based on his lifetime of experiences, are mindless whores and liars who will give you sex, once the right price is determined. I mean címon, he can make any
woman ride his mustache for a few bucks and bring them to their gushing knees, and his fine chiseled looks are only exceeded by his irresistible charm, and bad-boy ways that no woman can say no to.
He wonít hold the door open for you, but heíll buy you a steak and let you fuck him to show your appreciation and fondness.
Youíre probably half pregnant now just from reading his bio.
Kids? The only thing he probably has more of than kids, are stories.
Iím surprised you havenít jostled your way to the front of the line of wanting whores to get some of that wicked-smart and valuable jizz to create a mini-JJ yard ape of your own.