The Naked Party Thread

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Ǽltya;25445346 said:
I was a few years behind the times, too, but now I don't know how I'd survive without DSL. And when I go visiting and have access to cable, hold me back!

I used to have cable. Then I got pissed at the cable company. When they refused to come dig it out of the yard, I grabbed the tiller and did it myself. I shredded the cable out of the ground. Funny what post-pardum depression will do to a woman.
 
I used to have cable. Then I got pissed at the cable company. When they refused to come dig it out of the yard, I grabbed the tiller and did it myself. I shredded the cable out of the ground. Funny what post-pardum depression will do to a woman.

I hope you're over that now! Naked people don't want to hear the word "shredded" in any context.
 
Ǽltya;25445514 said:
I hope you're over that now! Naked people don't want to hear the word "shredded" in any context.

Yep. That was a few years ago.

Hey. What happened to that naked lap I was wiggling around on?
 
Ǽltya;25445529 said:
I could use a massage. ;)

I'm sure that can be taken care of ...

my hands, the hot water, maybe a few nibbles and kisses on the neck ;)
 
So where's all them horny, nekkid women?


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Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Ǽltya;25445937 said:
Where are the stairs? :D

Down the hall and to the left, dear. Try the Red Velvet Suite at the back of the house. I think you'll enjoy it. Very posh.
 
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