The Birth of Horny Town U.S.A.

DesertPirate said:

Come to central NC, near High Point. Look it up on Google maps even. You take Horneytown road to Horneytown then continue to Climax.

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JackLuis said:

Character for lease.

Leonard Sharply,President to the Horner Spring’s, Merchant and Stockman’s bank,

Anybody need a Snidely banker? He's a flash character in my story but could be a good bridge character for society stories.

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JackLuis said:

Well I have my chapter all ready to submit and wondered if there was a way to relate it to the whole Idea?

Do I need a special Note in the comments on submission?

A password, a PIN?

I had hoped that I would not be the first one to publish, because I was going on the idea that my chapters would provide a bit of sex/comic relief between other chapters.

litfan, how's yours coming? You got instruction on identifying this as a series or, whatever?

HP, did you figure out how to get your Brit fucked in Horny Springs?

Stella, have you got anything?

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Handley_Page said:

He's only just getting out of hospital from being shot.
but banged he will be. Front & Centre

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IrezumiKiss said:

I haven't read the entire thread, just bounced from the first three pages onto this one when I noticed the thread was bumped from the initial concept this past August. A little busy getting ready to bop out the house, but it sounded interesting and I'd like to take a dip into Hornytown, myself. I need a good segue into doing authoring here as that's one of my goals for the upcoming year. Need to have more sex fun up in this joint!

I have an idea for some salacious adventures with an out-of-town relative or relatives of the Fu family coming in. I also don't know if an amorphous map of the town and environment was brewed up, but I'll check when I get back. If anyone else is reading, feel free to link up to finished stories or character/environment info I could use to butter my creative bread on this project.

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glynndah said:

I made a map earlier this summer, but I've deleted all the copies from my computer. I'm sure someone could send you one, though.

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glynndah said:

I made a map earlier this summer, but I've deleted all the copies from my computer. I'm sure someone could send you one, though.

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Handley_Page said:

I may still have mine and I'll look later.
But why destroy them ?.
Come one girl - you are the reference !

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IrezumiKiss said:

Yeah, I'm going to need that. I'm one of those people who doesn't pick up a fantasy/adventure novel or series unless there's a map or three at the beginning. They help you cement yourself in the world being depicted and in the case of writing, help you direct things.

Dang, shoulda got in on this project earlier when the campfire in the pit was roaring instead of merely gently glowing with embers!

Woot! If you find it, lemme know!

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Handley_Page said:

I may still have mine and I'll look later.
But why destroy them ?.
Come one girl - you are the reference !

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Handley_Page said:

Send me your email address. I've found it!

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glynndah said:

It wasn't intentional. I was cleaning out some old files and hit the delete key a little too often.

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voluptuary_manque said:

Three Lit pages is a good length. The only way I can think of to connect the stories is to either all have all of us put the word 'Hornytown' in the title, possible separating it from the rest of the title with a colon, as in Hornytown: Foundation.

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JackLuis said:

i checked the index page and found:
Author Chain Stories - Our hottest writers collaborate.
It only has two stories, which chain, looks like one chapter per author, all in the same "story", not like "Horny Springs".



Maybe I should talk to Laural?

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JackLuis said:

i checked the index page and found:
Author Chain Stories - Our hottest writers collaborate.
It only has two stories, which chain, looks like one chapter per author, all in the same "story", not like "Horny Springs".



Maybe I should talk to Laural?

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JackLuis said:

I PM's Laurel and have received back nothing yet. It may take awhile with the Holidays and such though.

That's Okay with me though, because I hope to have it all done before I put up the last chapter.

I need an editor though.

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voluptuary_manque said:

I hope she answers soon. I'm already dealing in three universes, what's another among pervs, I mean friends?

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Lester Murphy smiled to himself as he drove through the Village of Horner Springs Saturday morning. He was on his way to meet Maureen Sorbados who was to show him the house on Slippery Richard Road. The reason he was smiling was remembering how Maureen had shown him, not only how to eat her Smushie, but later, after coffee, had eaten his!
What he had thought was a lubricated condom was actually a papaya flavored condom. Maureen thought him very cosmopolitan for that and Les was bright enough to allow her to think it.

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Slippery Richard Road, previously known as Slippery Dick Road, until the city complained to the County, was named for Slippery Dick Horner, cousin of the Horner Springs Horner’s, who came out from ‘back east” to operate the Horner Springs Traction and Freight that the Horner Family had agreed to finance.

Richard had some disagreement with the family and went on to make his name in Bully Beef and lard sales during the Spanish American war. Richard left a small fortune to his son and three daughters. His son had gone to Spain to fight the fascists and returned a changed man.

His grandson was called to fight the Japanese and never made it over seas. He spent the demobilization period in a Government warehouse, getting rid of stuff. From that he dealt in War Surplus and things he never talked about.

Emil inherited that place, but by that time he had this place and so he just kept it, incase he had two sons.” Jodie frowned and said, “It wasn’t to be however and so Maureen inherited the place. Emil thought she would be able to sell it.”

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JackLuis said:

I figured I will use him later but he's available for an non-sympathetic character.

He's a mid forties, bi-sexual denier who admits he likes women but yearns for the buff contractor, whom he bullies about his line of credit at the bank.

If The contractor author (litfan?)can fit a scene in about the bank, maybe a phone call, for tension? Then I can wrap old Leonard in the climatic cluster fuck to come.

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IrezumiKiss said:

For all who are still down with the Horny Town, here's a tentative remix of Glynndah's original map for Horner Springs.

I put in some extras into the soup, such as additional aquifers, a riverside park, falls at the mouth of the lake and an island or two that I want to try to work into my ideas for stories. I'll try to do more personality to the buildings than just let them be purple squares, but this is just to make it look more map-py. I also want to show elevation ranges and what not.

Any and all suggestions to enhance it and give it more color and detail are welcome, especially for street names, which are probably important. Also a name for the lake as well.

Hope this jump starts people's participation into this again, as I think it's a great community gig. Here's to having some good ol' erotic fun in 2011!

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Handley_Page said:

You wanna run that past me again so I understand it please?
contractor author ? WTF ?

The Technical Author is my Brit (Mr White or Wright).

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Sharply has been letting Diana -- slide on her loan since she had agreed to be his slave. Well, at least when he comes to audit her books and see his sheep. She had allowed him to dominate her, perhaps too easily, she thought. But he was manly and domineering, just what she needed to allow herself to experience the thrill of being cared for. She had been on her own for a long time and until she had fallen behind on her payment, had never had to opportunity to indulge in her fantasies.
The sheep and the ranch were constant worries. She had over leveraged herself, when it looked like lamb prices would keep going up, but by the time the lambs were marketable, the price had dropped to the point she could sell them all and still not have enough to clear the loan for the Peppin Merinos.
She hadn’t known how to decline when he suggested that he could adjust the loan if, she sucked his dick and gave him a half interest in the Pippins. She had agreed last spring, if only to buy time for the lambs to grow and have lambs themselves. Hopefully the Pippins would have mostly triplets this year and she could avoid having to sell the ranch.
Sharply was due at any minute, she hurried to bathe and prepare.
She slid into her Bo-peep costume that he had given her, she didn’t wear the frilly panties, because she knew Sharply liked to peep. She heard his car in the drive and grabbed her crook and raced down stairs to be at the door when he stepped to the porch. He didn’t like having to wait and he could be very cross if she didn’t open the door before he crossed the porch.
Crook in hand she opened the door just as Leonard reached the top step. He gave her a sour grin and stepped into the room, She close the door and dropped to one knee and said, “Welcome Master, may I fondle your manly member?” He liked that, right at first, to see the urgency of her need.
Diana didn’t have that need how ever, but it would prepare him for filling the need she did have. As he nodded and leaned back a bit, she pulled down his zipper, felt for the rising member with her hand and pulled it out. She glanced up at him, he nodded and she kissed it. It was smooth and firm, she gripped it and sucked on the corona, making his cock harder as her hand squeezed it and her lips sucked softly.

Len sighed, thinking, “It’s too bad she was so ugly and old. If only Judy would agree to be so pliant.” He let her get him almost ready to cum, then pushed her head away, and said, “I’ve come to see my sheep, have you castrated anymore ram lambs?”

Len fucked her in the barn and makes her suck his cock and swallow it all. The he takes her in the house and as he audits the Ranches books she sits at his feet and jill’s off with a Dildo shaped like a crook. At least she was sure of her books being straight and she didn’t have to pay an accountant.

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Sharply’s wife Judy.
Sharply has a thing for sheep and his wife contacts the Horny Sluts to see about some action. Gilhoulie’s name comes out of the hat and a meet is set up.

Sharply’s wife Judy was distraught. Leonard hadn’t touched her in months, despite her even shaving her pussy, he just nodded and said, “I have a golf game in the morning babe,” and went to bed. She went into the guest bedroom and opened the closet, kneeling on the floor to find a package in the back. She smiled as she drew it out.

“Very Festive,” she thought. The package was wrapped in red and green striped Mylar, a fluffy ribbon attached to one end was a little crushed by storage. Judy unwrapped the box, it had a label in red and gold that said, ““Horner Springs Flute and Fife, Suppliers of Distinctive Accoutrements,” and opened it. Inside was a silvery cylinder with a dark blue knob on one end and a almond shaped bulb on the other.

A Horner Springs Flute and Fife, Asymmetric Double Dong, “Guaranteed to double your pleasure.” It said on the package instructions, which she discarded. She had gotten at a party up at the university months ago.
She had ignored it, mostly but thought about it from time to time, more often since Leonard had started keeping sheep..

References to sheep keeping only. Reveal that Len was dominating a Sheppardess, who was late on her payments. Len had forced himself on her, but she didn’t mind. She liked domineering men.
Len had written off her loan last fall, when the Board had approved taking the hit, since all the other banks were writing down their bad debt inventory, but he hadn’t told Diana. It was too much fun having her as his slave.

Muha ha ha!

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