jsmiam
Literotica Whisperer
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And of course, as I've mentioned before, back dimples.
I do write a bit, would love a collaborator, editor, swap-editing or proofreading, while of course exchanging emails.
Below is a quote of an earlier post of mine; I mentioned "ass squeeze recipient" in the title last time, perhaps that was too much? (It'll just be a little pat this time, I promise!)
I do write a bit, would love a collaborator, editor, swap-editing or proofreading, while of course exchanging emails.
Below is a quote of an earlier post of mine; I mentioned "ass squeeze recipient" in the title last time, perhaps that was too much? (It'll just be a little pat this time, I promise!)
I realize this is a tad unusual, and also that there IS an editor's forum where people can go and find people for editing stories the right way.
But I also thought it might be fun to see if there's an intriguing person here (female please, and no Adam's Apple like that last one), who is also an amateur writer and/or editor also, where we can not just help one another in writing, proofreading, editing, etc., but perhaps also start blurring the lines between fact vs. fiction if we were for example, to start writing about or to one another.
I am married and over 40 and nice looking and fit and I kid around a lot and I don't complain much and am occupied with my regular day to day life and I know this sentence is too long and breathless sounding, but I'm trying (and probably failing) to be funny. Those who laugh at really corny jokes are encouraged to move to the front of the line and cut in front of everyone else.
You should also move to the front of the line and cut in if... If you have a small snippet of your writing you care to share; If you have the "hot librarian" or "hot teacher" look (especially English teachers, of course); If you work in an office and dress really nicely and tastefully, but with some secret lurking beneath the surface; If you're funny; If you have back dimples; If you took the time (it's not hard) to find some of my stories here on Lit (I really do write a bit, just for fun); If you are more a reader than a writer, but like to read, share ideas, etc.; If you are a doctor, lawyer, or other position of power and are annoyed that there are still men bothered by that; If even though you think they are absolutely ridiculous, you still own a pair of trampy CFMN high heeled pumps, just to be bad (That's C-F-M-N, not C-F-N-M, by the way, there's a difference!); If you took a seductive selfie, and are dying to show it to someone; If you are also here, not expecting or seeking true love and to leave your life, but to make a friend and laugh a bit (OK, we'll steam up the car windows too); If you will get in a fight with any woman who tries to cut in ahead of you, but you'll end the fight quickly by starting to make out with her (actually, skip the fight, and go straight to the making out?); If you do indeed drink beer and wear jeans when not all dressed up (in your hot librarian outfit); But most importantly, as I said earlier: If you like really corny humor and laughed at anything I wrote here, and if you know not to take any of it too seriously, you should definitely move to the front of the line and PM me. Or perhaps if it made you chuckle, bump the post for me with a comment.
