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pmann said:
Way to go. You're dead to me.

Dearest Rainshine... Upon second consideration, YOU are the greatest Australian ever. Perhaps Croc Dundee is 3rd. I suppose his knife size is as irrelevant as HH's McNibblet.
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Hey don't hate just because I got a hug and kiss....jealousy is ugly! And you're the one that put the idea out there....yes it's all your fault!

Dead to you?! Please say it isn't so!!! :eek:
What can I do to get back in your good graces???
 
Rainshine said:
Next time I'll feel you up instead.
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More about this.
 
heavyhitter01 said:
I'm very, very glad the loss of Rainshine's ass was only temporary. :)
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It only cost me the price of flower delivery from the US to Australia. Small price to pay, no?

Looks like you've been propositioned by a new poster to this thread. How about that HH?
 
pmann said:
It only cost me the price of flower delivery from the US to Australia. Small price to pay, no?

Looks like you've been propositioned by a new poster to this thread. How about that HH?
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Maybe she hasn't been around long enough to know how creepy I am. :cool:
 
heavyhitter01 said:
Maybe she hasn't been around long enough to know how creepy I am. :cool:
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No shit. Or maybe she likes that your name is Rapey Dave. And you drive a 1981 baby blue Chevy van named Chester.

She's naked. If I were you, I would PM her for a Skype session and get her to mail you some of her panties. You can never go wrong with a request like that. :)
 
pmann said:
No shit. Or maybe she likes that your name is Rapey Dave. And you drive a 1981 baby blue Chevy van named Chester.

She's naked. If I were you, I would PM her for a Skype session and get her to mail you some of her panties. You can never go wrong with a request like that. :)
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Ohhhhhhhh....so THAT'S your secret with the ladies around here?? :p. :D
 
pmann said:
No shit. Or maybe she likes that your name is Rapey Dave. And you drive a 1981 baby blue Chevy van named Chester.

She's naked. If I were you, I would PM her for a Skype session and get her to mail you some of her panties. You can never go wrong with a request like that. :)
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Rapey Dave? Where did that come from? :confused: I must have missed a page or two...

A van? No. I'm the typical creepy bachelor guy with the vintage sports car. I do name her, though: She's Lucille. And I don't yet have the creepy porn 'stache to complete the look, but I could work on that. :D
 
whynotjustsayit said:
Ohhhhhhhh....so THAT'S your secret with the ladies around here?? :p. :D
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That's right. You just tell the girl what you want. No options. And you don't bother with meaningless introductions. Names are for prison inmates. HH needs to get the show on the road. Demand panties!!!!!

Re: Rapey Dave- Rainshine called you that earlier. So really, you should be thankful that someone with an ass like that called you anything. And actually, here on this forum, rapey isn't always bad it seems.
 
pmann said:
I vote McRapist.
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Hmmm...Chester the Molester doesn't work because I prefer grown women, not kids.

Rapey Dave doesn't work because, well...I'm actually a gentleman, contrary to popular belief. And my name's not Dave.

McRapist...same issue.

Creepy Chris, however, just...fits. ;)
 
I like the alliteration of Creepy Chris. But it just paints you as creepy. And I'm in the mood to paint you as something much more threatening. It doesn't have to be true. Artistic liberties, remember?

Maybe we could work in the word chlamydia. Or something with your occupation. The Sheep Shagging Chef or something. Who knows?
 
pmann said:
I like the alliteration of Creepy Chris. But it just paints you as creepy. And I'm in the mood to paint you as something much more threatening. It doesn't have to be true. Artistic liberties, remember?

Maybe we could work in the word chlamydia. Or something with your occupation. The Sheep Shagging Chef or something. Who knows?
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As if I am not threatening enough already? ms_intrigue might beg to differ.
 
heavyhitter01 said:
As if I am not threatening enough already? ms_intrigue might beg to differ.
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You're threatening for sure. In fact, you've scared me shitless. You're a human enema. But I want to give you a name that reflects that. For those who have not read this thread. That way, if thy approach you, they will read McRapist and steer clear.

For some reason, that Jessica character said hello. I'm convinced that she's a HH type character. Here seeking revenge.
 
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