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shadysmurfette said:
You are such a naughty old man:kiss::rose:


Age should bring experience and I am sure you could teach me a thing or three;)
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I'd be a liar if I didn't say that I haven't considered becoming a dirty old man.

Just as I was about to get jealous of a smurf, I remembered a few days ago. One of those reminder days. See, I manage a bunch of people who really work hard, but when some don't show up, I'll go out and work.

About three hours into it my arm felt like it was going to fall off with each box I moved. Oh yeah, I'm not 25 anymore.

I did take this picture. The boxes were blue.

I was partially smurf at that moment.

Have room for me?
 
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shadysmurfette said:
I am glad I was here to catch that photo:)

ps. I noticed all those books in the background and well for some reason the whole naughty librarian thing just popped into my head. Hmmmm yes yum. Books can really spark the imagination and take one places.....
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I thought, shit, my books are in that picture?

Those are my CDs.

I do have a rather fine library on the other wall, but feel safe that a good portion of it (none) is porn and I have received very little education (tons) from reading those books.
 
Massive Grooves said:
I'd be a liar if I didn't say that I haven't considered becoming a dirty old man.

Just as I was about to get jealous of a smurf, I remembered a few days ago. One of those reminder days. See, I manage a bunch of people who really work hard, but when some don't show up, I'll go out and work.

About three hours into it my arm felt like it was going to fall off with each box I moved. Oh yeah, I'm not 25 anymore.

I did take this picture. The boxes were blue.

I was partially smurf at that moment.

Have room for me?
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Mmmmmmm I think we could work something out.........or in. ;)
 
Massive Grooves said:
That's funny.

I am quite unimpressed at times with people.

A few years ago I had a job with down time. I read a ton at work. My boss at the time thought I was odd. He'd make a face and brag that he had never read a book in his life.

Not something to brag about.
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I find that disturbing. So he didn't go to high school? Had any Literature classes?

Meh.:rolleyes:
 
shadysmurfette said:
I find that disturbing. So he didn't go to high school? Had any Literature classes?

Meh.:rolleyes:
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He had a college degree.

He faked it. Buddies, Cliff, skimmed, whathaveyou.

I cannot take anybody who has a business degree from the University of Michigan seriously now.

Did I offend anybody?

I'm getting more and more curmudgeonly, I don't care.
 
Shall we start a countdown to the big day? I'll turn 43 :eek: this month. I gotta say, my 40's are much better than my 30's. Love the pics you've posted. Very sexy indeed. :)
 
myorangelily said:
Shall we start a countdown to the big day? I'll turn 43 :eek: this month. I gotta say, my 40's are much better than my 30's. Love the pics you've posted. Very sexy indeed. :)
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We can countdown, but the day doesn't matter.

I'm claiming the whole fucking month.

You should claim the whole fucking month too.

Okay, one point for you. Redeemable for MG action figures and comic books.

Thank you for joining the party.
 
It's the last day of the year.

Here's how my mind works.

I'm thinking about some guy with a stick in the ground.

Probably a tiny guy with little power and his genes did not carry on.

He had a stick in the ground counting the sun ups and sun downs while measuring the time between such events. he was looking for patterns of why it was cold sometimes and hot other times. He was creating the first calendar.

And maybe the calendar would carry on or catch on or become part of society except for he was stuck masturbating to the sounds of Ugh raping every woman and spreading his genes because he was bigger and stronger while the smart guy wrote, in disposable dirt, his findings.

If I were to create the calendar, i would start the year with the first day of summer. Give everybody hope for the new year. Not bundled up.

Let's face it. The first day of the year is completely subjective and whoever decided this was crazy. In my opinion.

I'd also have 13 months. Why not? It makes sense. Kinda. Instead of 12 months of varying day counts.

Every full moon is a new month. Plus one per year. Or every new moon. Or whatever.

It's like the foot. Makes no sense.

And there's the scrawny little guy measuring sun ups and downs and the time in between and creating what could be a language, but it doesn't matter. None of it does. His finding will wash away with rain. His findings are just temporary.

Maybe he would have done it differently too.

Maybe.
 
Massive Grooves said:
It's the last day of the year.

Here's how my mind works.

I'm thinking about some guy with a stick in the ground.

Probably a tiny guy with little power and his genes did not carry on.

He had a stick in the ground counting the sun ups and sun downs while measuring the time between such events. he was looking for patterns of why it was cold sometimes and hot other times. He was creating the first calendar.

And maybe the calendar would carry on or catch on or become part of society except for he was stuck masturbating to the sounds of Ugh raping every woman and spreading his genes because he was bigger and stronger while the smart guy wrote, in disposable dirt, his findings.

If I were to create the calendar, i would start the year with the first day of summer. Give everybody hope for the new year. Not bundled up.

Let's face it. The first day of the year is completely subjective and whoever decided this was crazy. In my opinion.

I'd also have 13 months. Why not? It makes sense. Kinda. Instead of 12 months of varying day counts.

Every full moon is a new month. Plus one per year. Or every new moon. Or whatever.

It's like the foot. Makes no sense.

And there's the scrawny little guy measuring sun ups and downs and the time in between and creating what could be a language, but it doesn't matter. None of it does. His finding will wash away with rain. His findings are just temporary.

Maybe he would have done it differently too.

Maybe.
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Makes perfect sense to me. Kinda. Maybe not. But yeah...ummm... Happy New Year? Or should I wait until summer?!?! :confused:
 
Almost_Lover said:
Makes perfect sense to me. Kinda. Maybe not. But yeah...ummm... Happy New Year? Or should I wait until summer?!?! :confused:
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It does?

Let's stick with social convention.

I'm not that weird.

Happy new year to you.
 
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Massive Grooves said:
It's the last day of the year.

Here's how my mind works.
I'm thinking about some guy with a stick in the ground.
Probably a tiny guy with little power and his genes did not carry on.
He had a stick in the ground counting the sun ups and sun downs while measuring the time between such events. he was looking for patterns of why it was cold sometimes and hot other times. He was creating the first calendar.
And maybe the calendar would carry on or catch on or become part of society except for he was stuck masturbating to the sounds of Ugh raping every woman and spreading his genes because he was bigger and stronger while the smart guy wrote, in disposable dirt, his findings.
If I were to create the calendar, i would start the year with the first day of summer. Give everybody hope for the new year. Not bundled up.
Let's face it. The first day of the year is completely subjective and whoever decided this was crazy. In my opinion.
I'd also have 13 months. Why not? It makes sense. Kinda. Instead of 12 months of varying day counts.
Every full moon is a new month. Plus one per year. Or every new moon. Or whatever.
It's like the foot. Makes no sense.
And there's the scrawny little guy measuring sun ups and downs and the time in between and creating what could be a language, but it doesn't matter. None of it does. His finding will wash away with rain. His findings are just temporary.
Maybe he would have done it differently too.
Maybe.
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In the middle ages prying into secular time was considered as tampering with Gods affairs ... I think they had it right, no clocks, no watches, no cell phones. My cell phone feels like a wrist cuff, my life so tightly wound around time.

Happy New Years ... I hope your body got to enjoy itself last night. :kiss:
 
questioneveryone said:
In the middle ages prying into secular time was considered as tampering with Gods affairs ... I think they had it right, no clocks, no watches, no cell phones. My cell phone feels like a wrist cuff, my life so tightly wound around time.

Happy New Years ... I hope your body got to enjoy itself last night. :kiss:
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They probably did have it right.

A wrist cuff or a leash. I bury my cell phone under a pile of rocks when I get home.

I tell people to pretend like it is the 80's. I'll call back. Except I don't actually talk to anybody on the phone anymore.

Happy new year to you.

My body enjoy itself? That's silly.
 
Massive Grooves said:
They probably did have it right.

A wrist cuff or a leash. I bury my cell phone under a pile of rocks when I get home.

I tell people to pretend like it is the 80's. I'll call back. Except I don't actually talk to anybody on the phone anymore.

Happy new year to you.

My body enjoy itself? That's silly.
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Should I have said I hope you had a GOOD fuck instead? Less silly?
 
Sweet sexy Mr G.

1) Wishing you a wonderful happy New Year, and that all your dreams and wishes will come true.

2) Have a wonderful January, building up to your birthday.

3) I know going to sound so cliché and 2 months shy of 51 here, but do have to tell you embraced turning 30, 40, 50......

4) Yes I agree with you, getting older is not always fun, the wrinkles that getting there, the skin that is not as tight anymore, the grey here, and thank god for coloring....the joints that hurting now and than.....:eek:

5) But sexually, gosh its getting BETTER AND BETTER, :D:devil:

6) And have to tell you, I still feel as silly as a 29 year old one, yep and embarrassing our daughter more than once........

So my sweet sexy one, life is challenging but its great, has it ups and downs, but this "oldie" can only give you one advice, LOVE LIFE......
Your a sweet cute HOTTIE.

and post can you be my dirty old man :D

:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
emmy_christina said:
Sweet sexy Mr G.

1) Wishing you a wonderful happy New Year, and that all your dreams and wishes will come true.

2) Have a wonderful January, building up to your birthday.

3) I know going to sound so cliché and 2 months shy of 51 here, but do have to tell you embraced turning 30, 40, 50......

4) Yes I agree with you, getting older is not always fun, the wrinkles that getting there, the skin that is not as tight anymore, the grey here, and thank god for coloring....the joints that hurting now and than.....:eek:

5) But sexually, gosh its getting BETTER AND BETTER, :D:devil:

6) And have to tell you, I still feel as silly as a 29 year old one, yep and embarrassing our daughter more than once........

So my sweet sexy one, life is challenging but its great, has it ups and downs, but this "oldie" can only give you one advice, LOVE LIFE......
Your a sweet cute HOTTIE.

and post can you be my dirty old man :D

:kiss::kiss::kiss:
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This whole thing made me smile.

Thank you.

I hope you see that I am embracing it. I'm trying to have a little fun with the concept.

My humor may be a little fucked up, but it's mine.

And what better place to have a party, than here?

Unless I could get all you lovely women together in my house...

I'll take hottie and being your dirty old man any day.

:rose:
 
Oh yeah, this is a picture thread

And you all know I like to post on Sundays.
 
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