sultan_sd
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Give unsolicited advice to the person above you: II
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elli1
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check if you're wearing pants (or alternatives) before leaving the house
LizVegas79
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Ride your Symbian more
Excellent advice
It's staring at me like it misses me.More excellent advice! I have the feeling I'm going to be pretty ditzy today!
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natural Brillo pads derived from shaved grannies will save the planet
sultan_sd
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You may need to add more hot water to your tub
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a loose tongue often gets in a tight place
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less is more might be a good motto, but semantically it's wrong
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when things aren't adding up in your life, start subtracting
Backdoor_Bella
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try 'absentmindedly' stroking the gear shift as you drive on your next date, if you wanna see him squirm
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When you start getting dizzy spin the other way.
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if you don't ask, the answer will always be no
beachbaby179
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Sometimes its better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission
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elli1
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there actually are stupid questions
Sundayschild
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Don't let that stop you asking.
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don't get distracted
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'Don't get cocky'
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don't play with fire
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The $100 bills you use to light your cigars are apparently not tax deductible.
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Cubes are evil. Avoid them like the plague.
DukeSupernature
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Pyramids are the archetype of engineering perfection.
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rub salt in your wounds to preserve them
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Don't try this at home, kids!
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gender bending is more than just wrapping a flaccid dick around one's wrist
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