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Draco interdum Vincit
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But the tape recorder only takes Red Tapes.
I put in a cassette.
and a mouse runs down the clockAnd you get back French fries.
I toss in Swiss cheese.
and a mouse runs down the clock
I put in the hopes and fears of all the years
But Hope is ill-prepared
I put in a new long-life battery
and you get back an extension cord
I put in little white cotton gloves
But the flagstaff slips out of the hand wearing the glove.
I put in a new Plot Bunny.
and you get a witch
I put in a secret society
plastered all over the front pages
I put in a ton of newsprint
Congratulations! Your tabloid subscription is renewed for another year.
I toss in some old Cosmo magazines.
and you get a lighter
I put in some fat wood
and the woodpile complains of "sizeist" policies.
I put in a book entitled "Maps of the Airports."
And I get hopelessly lost.
I put in a very helpful gentleman in a hideously ugly gold blazer.
But it turns out to be gold-plated, not real gold.
I put in a Compass.
And I draw oodles of perfect circles, each one with a tiny hole in the center.
I toss in a protractor.
and you get a very long, very drawn out, debate.
I put in a Dragon-English dictionary.
and you get canal fisherman
I put in a WI event calandar
in view of the fiscal climate, it is blank
I put in a metro-sexual dictionary.
And you get a men's personal grooming and hair product sampler bag.
I put in a 1942 Mercury dime.
but it's made of lead.
I put in a bottle of old-fashioned after-shave; with some sting!
and you get a bearded fisherman
I put in a reformulation ruling
and nobody buys the results.
I put in a "how to cure sexual neutrality" book
and you get Armageddon
I put in a bomb shelter
but the Bomb is not happy in it.
I put in a punnet of strawberries.