The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

kimbalee said:

and you get back the empty wrappers and a big chocolatey kiss.

I put in a bolt of double faced satin ribbon...

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Austin8 said:

And you get back a bushel basket of beautiful satin berets.

I put in a dozen primo marijuana seeds...

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TE999 said:

And you get back potting soil and a grow-light.

I put in a rear axle from a '49 Pontiac...

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Austin8 said:

And you get back a worn back brace, and one red rag.

I put in an old bus pass...

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Austin8 said:

And you get back a worn back brace, and one red rag.

I put in an old bus pass...

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frisky-leo said:

...and you get a trip to Australia.

I put in a pair of toe socks...

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Austin8 said:

And you get back a rainbow stripped thong.

I put in a paint chip from a '63 Volkswagen beetle...

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Stella_Omega said:

And you get back a creased and smudged flyer for the Golden Gate Be-in.

I put in two spools of purple sewing thread.

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Trinique_Fire said:

And get back five Augmenten.

I put in a plate...

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Austin8 said:

and get back a bar of Ivory soap and one wooden clothes pin.

I put in a quartz stone from the garden...

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Emperor_Nero said:

...And you get back one sickly little tomato plant that needs to be nursed back to health.

I put in an empty wine glass...

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Stella_Omega said:

What can I pour you?

I put in five(!) phone chargers bereft of their phones.

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Austin8 said:

And you get a tele-sales person at the used phone exchange.

I put in a wort, and the magic penny that removed it...

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TE999 said:

And you get back an annoyed frog.

I put in a cup of Ramen Noodle Soup...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get an attack on Pearl Harbor.


I put in a Tori gate.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a prayer wheel.

I put in a first edition copy of Catch 22 ...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get a gallon of Thorazine.


I put in more money than I should.

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Katyusha said:

And get back a used, and bad, lottery ticket.

I put in my cat's habit of washing every blanket in the house herself...

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TE999 said:

And you get a spot on Letterman.

I put in a worn-out beanbag chair...

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Austin8 said:

And you get back a monkey on a rock.
I put in a watch spring...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And you get back a fly-tying vise and a suitcase full of feathers.


I put in a cast-iron frying pan.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a Cuisinart.

I put in a CD of 'Christy Lane sings Lil' Kim'...

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Stella_Omega said:

You get back the O.G. Popcorn Rap, on black vinyl-- horribly scratched.

I pu in a boxed set of Buster Keaton on DVD

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