ohverbatum7
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Center of gravity is too far forward
Isn't gravity wonderful, your boobs certainly attract my attention.
Isn't gravity wonderful, your boobs certainly attract my attention.
Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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Todger65
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Beautiful set of photos.
That’s the way I get up too, but my problem isn’t a centre of gravity one.
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Been observing this thread for a while. Felt compelled to no longer lurk in the shadows. Absolutely stunning. I understand your thoughts that pig tails look strange on an old woman but you pull them off fantastically. Special the way they drape across your breasts. I am left breathless with that last shot.
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so today I did promise pig tails.
again it is all about godzilla
and just for fun, the random not intended shot of me getting up from the previous position because well, in those shoes I can not simply stand up. Center of gravity is too far forward
What a pleasure it is to catch up on your thread!!! You are just amazing! Lovely lady with a body to die for!!!
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Thanks for keeping your promise to me. I would never make you wait without rewarding you.so today I did promise pig tails.
again it is all about godzilla
and just for fun, the random not intended shot of me getting up from the previous position because well, in those shoes I can not simply stand up. Center of gravity is too far forward
Godzilla!!!! I think I might classify your breasts as kajuai.
so today I did promise pig tails.
again it is all about godzilla
and just for fun, the random not intended shot of me getting up from the previous position because well, in those shoes I can not simply stand up. Center of gravity is too far forward
Cute,wish you were calling forward into me though heh heh
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so today I did promise pig tails.
again it is all about godzilla
and just for fun, the random not intended shot of me getting up from the previous position because well, in those shoes I can not simply stand up. Center of gravity is too far forward
I think Godzilla has a boner, I sure do.
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made my morning!
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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thanks, but put anyone next to godzilla and they look hot
Not that one, but back in the day hubby and I used to go to this kind of goth fetish club, so yes lots of skimpy leather, pleather, and chains lingerie had been worn in public
thank you
lol, I still wonder if it is their fault that I am clumsy. The whole not balanced and can't see my feet thing.
thanks, but you are supposed to subscribe for the rambling.
thanks, and lol.
thank you very much. But wait, did you just call me old. Damn it, I can call myself old, but you are not suppose to agree lol. Are you not married? fyi, the correct answer to the question "do these pants make my ass look fat" is not "no it is your fat ass and all the french fries that makes your ass look fat" well, unless it is me that you are talking to, because ok, that is funny.
What a pleasure it is to catch up on your thread!!! You are just amazing! Lovely lady with a body to die for!!!
thank you
thank you. oh do they get names like Ubera and Kyonyun. (And yes I am aware Ubera is plural and I totally made up a word by letters to get Kyonyun, but almost all kaiju's names end with an A or N, ok I guess sometimes and S or R or silent H after an A, but mainly it is an A or N). oh maybe I need a little city for them to crush. new demolition plan the next time kid and I play with magformers
thanks. Yeah dont make me crawl too far, I am kind of lazy
Thanks. And now on today's internet to do list, google Godzilla boner.
thank you
thank you
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I think I know one part of my body that you could use as a tower. I think those are lovely names too. But I probably would never be able to pronounce them. Maybe I could use some speech lessons. Or maybe a private introduction.
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well I would just like to take a moment to thank the internet for not disappointing me on my search of Godzilla Boner.
first we have this bored man
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/for...y-destroys-room-w-huge-Godzilla-Boner:2590950
then we have this (though they had a leg up as the creators are one of my subscribed channels)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZqe6wZ7YYs&t=174s
and of course who can not resist Godzilla and Mothra art with a Family Guy voice over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaeeSrmtTp0
lol, and this is how i spend my days. I almost want to be accused of a computer crime because I want someone in digital forensics to be stuck going through my search history going what the fuck. Normal people google driving directions, how to dispose of a body, but me you get winners like penis toaster, pussy frying pan, and Godzilla boner.
first we have this bored man
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/for...y-destroys-room-w-huge-Godzilla-Boner:2590950
then we have this (though they had a leg up as the creators are one of my subscribed channels)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZqe6wZ7YYs&t=174s
and of course who can not resist Godzilla and Mothra art with a Family Guy voice over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaeeSrmtTp0
lol, and this is how i spend my days. I almost want to be accused of a computer crime because I want someone in digital forensics to be stuck going through my search history going what the fuck. Normal people google driving directions, how to dispose of a body, but me you get winners like penis toaster, pussy frying pan, and Godzilla boner.
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I also think I started the Godzilla vs minilla before because it started half way through.
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I think you and Allia are in serious competition for the hottest and most amusing threads on here.
It's always refreshing to read your posts and view your photos.
It's always refreshing to read your posts and view your photos.
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Gawd, you are just a truly gorgeous, sexy and alluring woman. You get the heart racing and mojo rising. SO very seductive.
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There's a vision planted in my brain,of you with a skirt that comes not at all close to meeting your stockings, and those captivating boobs
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lol, hate that bastard. along with the sock gnomes. also annoyed the fridge fairy doesn't visit more
lol.. next on the google list
lol. hum Ubera and Kyonyun squishing and battering a tower. hum, not much plot there, but I guess a lot of movies don't have plots
yeah I am not right
you must be bored
well thanks. She has that whole classy, refined sense of humor thing going on, and that accent, where as, I have more that whole klassy lassy humor style. But I guess we all work with the material life gives us
thank you
Please make me 25 and rich in that vision too. k, thanks.
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I guess the Japanese guy can only get hard if he shoves his dick inside that appendage and waves it about.
Love your google searches.
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I have been known to watch too many YouTube videos and let it roll while I nap. So, I could be bored or could have been.
A lot of movies I watch on my phone have that kind of plot where the "kajuai's attack a tower." I enjoy them
A lot of movies I watch on my phone have that kind of plot where the "kajuai's attack a tower." I enjoy them
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Hangs out with Godzilla, willing to fulfill most pic request and never allows this thread to be dull.
In honor of keeping things interesting has anyone heard of Pizza Shoes?
I'm creatively lazy but pizza shoes just lowers the bar .......youtube kills me some days.
Justa you are just rocking the pigtails, I swear I heard lets do the time warp again
In honor of keeping things interesting has anyone heard of Pizza Shoes?
I'm creatively lazy but pizza shoes just lowers the bar .......youtube kills me some days.
Justa you are just rocking the pigtails, I swear I heard lets do the time warp again
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lol, I can't judge the japanese guy. number 1 I am posting slutty selfies of myself in pigtails, number 2 I found the video of the japanese guy.
I will say the google search bonerzilla let me down today. first, google kept pushing me to bongzilla, next for bonerzilla all I found was a guy using it as his ready handle and nothing interesting jumped out at me, and a cam girl who goes by boner zilla and again nothing interesting. the internet failed me. come on there are so many creative things that could be done with bonerzilla.
I have been known to watch too many YouTube videos and let it roll while I nap. So, I could be bored or could have been.
A lot of movies I watch on my phone have that kind of plot where the "kajuai's attack a tower." I enjoy them
lol.
Hangs out with Godzilla, willing to fulfill most pic request and never allows this thread to be dull.
In honor of keeping things interesting has anyone heard of Pizza Shoes?
I'm creatively lazy but pizza shoes just lowers the bar .......youtube kills me some days.
Justa you are just rocking the pigtails, I swear I heard lets do the time warp again
glad you liked the pics. actually thinking about wearing my hair in pigtails tomorrow for shits and giggles.
and now the song is stuck in my head. thanks haha. well Godzilla is better than that whiny brat Caillou. pizza shoes...well you can print just about anything on shoes I guess. for the low price of $19.99 you can have an all over print pornography of your design canvas hightops, or low tops, sports sneakers, skate sneakers or slip ons. And now I kind of now want to make a wild print with pornographic silhouettes embedded in the print and see if anyone would notice
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