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DarkSimian said:
while I agree with your argument in principle, I have 2 words for rebuttal: Zombie Apocalypse. You'll thank me when I'm proven right.
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Unless you are a believer in the modern silliness of fast Zombies I stand by my proposition of a 38 and a Mossberg. What is important in a ZA is not firearms but armor. That no one at the end of either Dawn of the Dead had not raided the Wilson's or Harley Davidson Store and there by remove the opportunity to get biten through a healthy layer of leather, proved they were unfit to live. If you know a chainmail fabricator (raises his hand) they are your best friend, you keep them alive. With adequet protective gear I would say firearms become your weapon of last resort. Swords never run out of ammo and they don't sound a mile wide dinner bell either.
 
well, barring armor, I do consider myself lucky in that most of my friends are in law enforcement, and are thus heavily armed :)
 
I did a bit of research for a zombie story i was working on. I abandoned it becasue The Walking Dead had come to the same conclusions about the usefulness of swords and silencers but I have to agree with Horatio. Armour should be your primary defence against zombies. And swords would be my weapon of choice. If you do opt for firearms I cant help but think a silenced weapon would be your best bet. Ghillie suit would be nice too.
 
Aww man who turned my thread into the Zombie Apocalypse Hahahaha

In the middle of Cyclone Oswald, or at least the remnants of him, here, so just popped in while my ISP is back online to say... Happy Australia day :D

Annoying aren't I :D

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Lemonweaseleye said:
I did a bit of research for a zombie story i was working on. I abandoned it becasue The Walking Dead had come to the same conclusions about the usefulness of swords and silencers but I have to agree with Horatio. Armour should be your primary defence against zombies. And swords would be my weapon of choice. If you do opt for firearms I cant help but think a silenced weapon would be your best bet. Ghillie suit would be nice too.
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"Why for the ghilli suit; zombies track by smell and sound, I am pretty sure those hyper cataracted eyes don't work." Horatio points his marshmallow stick at DS, "He started it Ellie! Besides isn't camp also for telling spooky stories as well as making sexy ones." Horatio hides his stash and the camp hookah from the potential narc.
 
Horatio beats a trash can in the middle of the cabins "WAKE UP CAMPERS! DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS! QUIT RUBBIN YOUR CLITS AND COVER YOUR BITS. WE HAVE CANOEING AND CAMPFIRES AND awww fuck it resume chronic masturbation."
 
I am back its been a bit soggy here but there are always bright sides a friend of mine got a new pet

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Just love a patriotic girl!

;)

First time i have been to the thread Ellie - looks like fun (as i ponder some non Zombie stories)

xxx


xelliebabex said:
Aww man who turned my thread into the Zombie Apocalypse Hahahaha

In the middle of Cyclone Oswald, or at least the remnants of him, here, so just popped in while my ISP is back online to say... Happy Australia day :D

Annoying aren't I :D

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swag_man said:
Just love a patriotic girl!

;)

First time i have been to the thread Ellie - looks like fun (as i ponder some non Zombie stories)

xxx
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hahah Patriotic to the point of annoyance sometimes but what can I say I live in the best place on earth :D

Welcome Swagman tell us a few yarns... lol

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Horati0Baccus said:
"Why for the ghilli suit; zombies track by smell and sound, I am pretty sure those hyper cataracted eyes don't work." Horatio points his marshmallow stick at DS, "He started it Ellie! Besides isn't camp also for telling spooky stories as well as making sexy ones." Horatio hides his stash and the camp hookah from the potential narc.
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The ghillie suit isnt for the zombies. :D
 
Isn't this a thread for discussing past tom-foolery, or huck-finnery as a Lesbian I use to buy weed from enjoyed saying?

So as a child I was the kid in the neighborhood who frequently got in trouble for making housecalls. Eventually the fathers of the neighborhood decided I was a menace and needed to be lynched. Now this being The South of the Reagan years (see also: butt crack of the bible belt in the age of the moral majority) you might imagine I have some cool neck scars to show off and talk like Tom Waits. But it was the suburbs and lynching only amounted to sending word through the barking chain that I was an insane pervert. In retrospect making a child do the rope dance would have been kinder because it was still the south in the era of leg warmers and Miami Vice so brains were not in great supply in that barking chain. Somewhere along the lines of communication a "He's a little pervert with adhd" became "They said he's queer and got the vd." Suffice to say trying to get ahead of the game proved to be quite the set back.
 
Horati0Baccus said:
Isn't this a thread for discussing past tom-foolery, or huck-finnery as a Lesbian I use to buy weed from enjoyed saying?

So as a child I was the kid in the neighborhood who frequently got in trouble for making housecalls. Eventually the fathers of the neighborhood decided I was a menace and needed to be lynched. Now this being The South of the Reagan years (see also: butt crack of the bible belt in the age of the moral majority) you might imagine I have some cool neck scars to show off and talk like Tom Waits. But it was the suburbs and lynching only amounted to sending word through the barking chain that I was an insane pervert. In retrospect making a child do the rope dance would have been kinder because it was still the south in the era of leg warmers and Miami Vice so brains were not in great supply in that barking chain. Somewhere along the lines of communication a "He's a little pervert with adhd" became "They said he's queer and got the vd." Suffice to say trying to get ahead of the game proved to be quite the set back.
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Hahahaha love it thanks for that Horati0 :heart:
 
I have resumed posting slowly since my trip into the Valley of Rouges. Thought it was time to say hello to our Little Princess Down Under again. :kiss: :devil:
 
So here’s my Easter 2013 story, and while you may all think this stuff is straight from urban legend or porn movies this is a true story it happened less than 48 hours ago to me.

I was driving down the coast road to se my aunt, anyone who knows SE Qld knows the coast road down into hippy country in northern NSW. So it was early evening I was cruising along sing away the CD I had on full blast and lights appeared in my rear vision. Being the good law abiding citizen that I am I pulled over. I was freaking out really wondering if I had been speeding or the bump I got the other day on my left tail light caused it to short out.

I wound down my window as the police man approached. He wasn’t in uniform but it seemed to be an unmarked car, not unusual really I guessed. He was friendly asked for my license called me by name and started to tell me that I had been flagged on his police radar as having outstanding fines. I cursed my sister who borrowed my car often on weekends but just as quickly realised the fine notices would have come to me if there had been any. I started to protest when he got to his point, I could give him fifty bucks to look the other way or if I didn’t have the cash on me….

It was at that point a real cop car pulled up behind the car that had pulled me over, I watched as the blood drained from the pretend cops face, and he thrust my licence back through the window toward me. Seems the woman who they had pulled up before me had called the real police to report them to their supervisor. I was lucky and went on my way to my destination constantly looking in my revision mirror not really sure what had just happened and not really sure I was happy the rea;l police came to my rescue.

True story I have to be in court next month to testify...

Weird huh?
 
xelliebabex said:
So here’s my Easter 2013 story, and while you may all think this stuff is straight from urban legend or porn movies this is a true story it happened less than 48 hours ago to me.

I was driving down the coast road to se my aunt, anyone who knows SE Qld knows the coast road down into hippy country in northern NSW. So it was early evening I was cruising along sing away the CD I had on full blast and lights appeared in my rear vision. Being the good law abiding citizen that I am I pulled over. I was freaking out really wondering if I had been speeding or the bump I got the other day on my left tail light caused it to short out.

I wound down my window as the police man approached. He wasn’t in uniform but it seemed to be an unmarked car, not unusual really I guessed. He was friendly asked for my license called me by name and started to tell me that I had been flagged on his police radar as having outstanding fines. I cursed my sister who borrowed my car often on weekends but just as quickly realised the fine notices would have come to me if there had been any. I started to protest when he got to his point, I could give him fifty bucks to look the other way or if I didn’t have the cash on me….

It was at that point a real cop car pulled up behind the car that had pulled me over, I watched as the blood drained from the pretend cops face, and he thrust my licence back through the window toward me. Seems the woman who they had pulled up before me had called the real police to report them to their supervisor. I was lucky and went on my way to my destination constantly looking in my revision mirror not really sure what had just happened and not really sure I was happy the rea;l police came to my rescue.

True story I have to be in court next month to testify...

Weird huh?
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If you were in malaysia, that would have been a real cop asking for money!

*sigh*
 
xelliebabex said:
So here’s my Easter 2013 story, and while you may all think this stuff is straight from urban legend or porn movies this is a true story it happened less than 48 hours ago to me.

True story I have to be in court next month to testify...

Weird huh?
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That is pretty scary and glad you are okay. It's really good that someone called the real cops on him. Take care Ellie! :rose:
 
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