PM asshattery

That's a highly technical term - it's more than a shit-ton but less than a gazillion. :D

I do not like that it was a metric fuck-ton. I'll take the queen's measurements thank you very much. None of this metric bullshit. My water boils at 212, not 100. My water freezes at 32, not 0. My cock weighs one stone, not 6kg. Makes far more sense than that metric bullshit.

I'll take things in the Queen's FuckTon. None of this voodoo metric shit.
 
I do not like that it was a metric fuck-ton. I'll take the queen's measurements thank you very much. None of this metric bullshit. My water boils at 212, not 100. My water freezes at 32, not 0. My cock weighs one stone, not 6kg. Makes far more sense than that metric bullshit.

I'll take things in the Queen's FuckTon. None of this voodoo metric shit.
I speak metric and standard measurements equally well. I can look at a container of liquid and tell you within 10 mLs how much is there. So don't try to tell me you cum a gallon; I will know for a fact that it's more like 15mLs.

Think of it like this: in standard measurement, you might have a 6" cock, but in the metric system, it's a 15cm cock. Which sounds better?
 
Asshat repellent ...

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I speak metric and standard measurements equally well. I can look at a container of liquid and tell you within 10 mLs how much is there. So don't try to tell me you cum a gallon; I will know for a fact that it's more like 15mLs.

Think of it like this: in standard measurement, you might have a 6" cock, but in the metric system, it's a 15cm cock. Which sounds better?

My cock is measure in meters, silly.
 
don’t send a dick pic
*snort*
That's awesome, MsQuote!!

Thanks. :)

I'll never understand why some men send dick picks. I've never known a single woman who gets turned on by them. Haven't these asshats gotten the memo?
 
Well, I'M not going to tell him how offensive his sig line is....but ewwww!

Whew, just had to get that off my chest. I don't even need a PM to know he's an asshat!!
 
At risk of getting shot down by a host of people who think I'm the aforementioned asshat - I've been guilty of sending the "odd" PM.

I do try to be polite, judge the intentions of the recipient by looking at their posts, similarities, or sometimes their frank and honest arousal.

The overwhelming majority of these "unsolicited" messages go unnoticed. Which is not for me to jump up and down about and whine for responses. I get the reality that a lot of women (even if they're men in basements with weight and self esteem issues in reality) on here get way too many messages.

But I'm that curious at to HOW many messages you poor fuckers get, that I've been tempted, transparently through this thread and being honest on the boards, to set up a fake female account - JUST to see how quickly the inbox goes mental and the crazy lunatic messages you all get.

Like I said, I'm NOT going to run the account for long - and for a few relevant people, I'll PM you the account name so you can track my movements and confirm I'm not just "another" guy posing as a horny slut. I'll keep the names private of those that jump on it - but I am happy to report volumes of messages I receive so it gives it perspective.

i think this would give me much better understanding of WHY so many never respond with a courteous "no thanks, I'm not interested in you".

Anyone think this is a decent idea?

Regards,

NOT AN ASSHAT/PERVERT/ETC
 
Perhaps you might view that as discourteous, but I would counter that with sending me a picture of your cock, some random filth, or using your scrotum as your AV and then forcing into my field of vision is even poorer behaviour.

You got the mail then??! I'm only KIDDING!!

Oddly enough, when I did have an AV, responses and interest from other "unsolicited" PM's went through the roof. Not everyone comes on to a sex orientated message board, with PM capability, and doesn't want any sort of interaction with sexually aroused people.

It's kind of inevitable.
 
At risk of getting shot down by a host of people who think I'm the aforementioned asshat - I've been guilty of sending the "odd" PM.

I do try to be polite, judge the intentions of the recipient by looking at their posts, similarities, or sometimes their frank and honest arousal.

The overwhelming majority of these "unsolicited" messages go unnoticed. Which is not for me to jump up and down about and whine for responses. I get the reality that a lot of women (even if they're men in basements with weight and self esteem issues in reality) on here get way too many messages.

But I'm that curious at to HOW many messages you poor fuckers get, that I've been tempted, transparently through this thread and being honest on the boards, to set up a fake female account - JUST to see how quickly the inbox goes mental and the crazy lunatic messages you all get.

Like I said, I'm NOT going to run the account for long - and for a few relevant people, I'll PM you the account name so you can track my movements and confirm I'm not just "another" guy posing as a horny slut. I'll keep the names private of those that jump on it - but I am happy to report volumes of messages I receive so it gives it perspective.

i think this would give me much better understanding of WHY so many never respond with a courteous "no thanks, I'm not interested in you".

Anyone think this is a decent idea?

Regards,

NOT AN ASSHAT/PERVERT/ETC

You're not the first person to wonder why you don't get a courteous "No thanks, I'm not interested in you" reply.

There's rarely anything courteous about some guy I don't know who messages me out of the blue who only wants to use my words (or Skype or a phone call) as fodder to spank his monkey. It's not my purpose in life and it's not why I'm on Literotica.
 
You got the mail then??! I'm only KIDDING!!

Oddly enough, when I did have an AV, responses and interest from other "unsolicited" PM's went through the roof. Not everyone comes on to a sex orientated message board, with PM capability, and doesn't want any sort of interaction with sexually aroused people.

It's kind of inevitable.

Inevitable?

You need to read this.
 
You're not the first person to wonder why you don't get a courteous "No thanks, I'm not interested in you" reply.

There's rarely anything courteous about some guy I don't know who messages me out of the blue who only wants to use my words (or Skype or a phone call) as fodder to spank his monkey. It's not my purpose in life and it's not why I'm on Literotica.

But some are. And if you dont want any - turn them off.
 
There's rarely anything courteous about some guy I don't know who messages me out of the blue who only wants to use my words (or Skype or a phone call) as fodder to spank his monkey. It's not my purpose in life and it's not why I'm on Literotica.[/QUOTE]

You started a thread called dick pics. What on EARTH did you expect?
 
Inevitable?

You need to read this.

Your writing infers you speak on behalf of EVERY woman on the planet. Which you don't.

I wrote one thing, to UNDERSTAND how bad it can be, and this sounds very much like your defensive stance is to attack me. There's so much angst on here.

This is why I dont post on the boards much. Every time, it's just a slanging match.
 
But some are. And if you dont want any - turn them off.
It's not that we don't want ANY. I think it's perfectly fine when someone sees my profile and sends me a pm to say hello, or wants to share a common interest after they see me post on a thread. I've made a few friends that way.

The objection is to the massive volumes of Pm's from strangers who think that the women on Lit must be pornbots who can't wait to jump into a dirty chat with them based on a generic or offensive PM. Of course, that kind of woman is here....but it's pretty obvious, with a bit of research, which ones are here for random cybersex and which ones aren't.

To me, turning off the PM feature is akin to wearing a sign on my forehead that says "don't talk to me" because a guy in line at Starbucks propositioned me right after handing me a coffee.
 
Go ahead, do your experiment but I don't think it'll be a valuable exercise. If you can't see anything wrong with it as a male....PRETENDING you're a female won't change that.

You missed the point. I didnt say it wasnt wrong. I said I wanted to appreciate the volume of the issue. the SCALE of pestering. Because, quite honestly, this boils down to the mars and venus thing. Most men are flattered for the attention from unsolicited advances - we spend most of our lives trying to peacock to the opposite sex - irrespective of how slutty/romantic it is.

Forget it - way too much aggression on here for it to work. You're all assuming I dont understand that its a problem. And for someone who doesnt post on the boards (for EXACTLY this reason - everything becomes a moral debate) - I dont want the female race to think I'm an 'Asshat' for contacting them, based on THEIR posts.
 
You missed the point. I didnt say it wasnt wrong. I said I wanted to appreciate the volume of the issue. the SCALE of pestering. Because, quite honestly, this boils down to the mars and venus thing. Most men are flattered for the attention from unsolicited advances - we spend most of our lives trying to peacock to the opposite sex - irrespective of how slutty/romantic it is.

Forget it - way too much aggression on here for it to work. You're all assuming I dont understand that its a problem. And for someone who doesnt post on the boards (for EXACTLY this reason - everything becomes a moral debate) - I dont want the female race to think I'm an 'Asshat' for contacting them, based on THEIR posts.

You said peacock.
 
But I'm that curious at to HOW many messages you poor fuckers get, that I've been tempted, transparently through this thread and being honest on the boards, to set up a fake female account - JUST to see how quickly the inbox goes mental and the crazy lunatic messages you all get.

NOT AN ASSHAT/PERVERT/ETC
An honest answer.
On the whole it ranges from ten to forty PMs a day, all from people I don't know, have not interacted with on the threads, and all looking for wank fodder.
Some are basically banaal one liners that I have no response to, for example "I thought I would say hi"
Some may have read a comment I have made somewhere and have a valid point to make, in which case I politely reply.
There are those that drop a small novel into your inbox which frankly are too poor to submit to the stories section so are forced under my unsuspecting eyes. Then there are the ones who just want to yahoo or skype or RP.

I have made some friends through them pming me, however the vast majority go in the bin
 
case in point

asshat said:
you posted after the mother who said, "Last night I walked downstairs and caught my son masturbating. He is 19 years old and did not know I saw him. He was on his laptop but I could not tell what he was watching. "

Do you think that the mother got sexually aroused? Would you if that happened to you?:devil::devil::kiss:

I think that the op is the 19yr old having fantasies.
I know you haven't read my profile.[/QUOTE]

Yes I read your profile but decided to risk being shot down as I think you are a really hot sexy woman and I would like to chat about our common interest...sex. Are you interested in sharing experiences?:devil::devil::kiss::kiss:[/QUOTE]

no
 
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