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Old 03-08-2013, 11:54 AM   #12501
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and you get Robin Goodfellow.

I put in a Vernal Equinoctial dream...
and at breakfast your boiled eggs keep standing on their ends.

http://www.snopes.com/science/equinox.asp

I put in Vernal, Utah . . .
 

Old 03-08-2013, 12:02 PM   #12502
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and at breakfast your boiled eggs keep standing on their ends.

http://www.snopes.com/science/equinox.asp

I put in Vernal, Utah . . .
and you get a set of garmmies and a half-dozen co-wives.

I put in a pair of young men in white shirts and ties knocking at every door...
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:26 PM   #12503
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and you get a set of garmmies and a half-dozen co-wives.

I put in a pair of young men in white shirts and ties knocking at every door...
but I have to tell them that the Encyclopedia Britannica is online now.

I put in the Encyclopædia Dramatica. . .
 

Old 03-08-2013, 12:33 PM   #12504
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but I have to tell them that the Encyclopedia Britannica is online now.

I put in the Encyclopædia Dramatica. . .
and you become overwrought with emotion.

I put in a powerful sedative...
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and you get Robin Goodfellow.

I put in a Vernal Equinoctial dream...

and the Summer balm spreads 'neath the night


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Old 03-08-2013, 02:52 PM   #12506
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and you become overwrought with emotion.

I put in a powerful sedative...
And you get a midsummer night's dream.

I put in a couple of quarrelling of fairies...
 

Old 03-08-2013, 04:07 PM   #12507
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And you get a midsummer night's dream.

I put in a couple of quarrelling of fairies...
But one gets put on 'ignore'.



I put in a bottle of car polish
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Old 03-08-2013, 04:09 PM   #12508
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But one gets put on 'ignore'.



I put in a bottle of car polish
and you get a Simonized finish.

I put in the sounds of silence...
 

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and you get a Simonized finish.

I put in the sounds of silence...

It sounds like the needle in the inner ring when the record has ended.



I put in a bugler playing Taps.
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Old 03-08-2013, 04:37 PM   #12510
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It sounds like the needle in the inner ring when the record has ended.



I put in a bugler playing Taps.
And you get a Longfellow poem...

"The day is done, and the darkness
Falls from the wings of Night,
As a feather is wafted downward
From an eagle in his flight."

I put in a banner with the strange device...
 

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And you get a Longfellow poem...

"The day is done, and the darkness
Falls from the wings of Night,
As a feather is wafted downward
From an eagle in his flight."

I put in a banner with the strange device...
but it does not say "Excelsior"



I put in a Signal Flag.
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but it does not say "Excelsior"



I put in a Signal Flag.
And you get "Ye Mariners of England
That guard our native seas!
Whose flag has braved a thousand years
The battle and the breeze!"

I put in a children's hour...
 

Old 03-08-2013, 08:17 PM   #12513
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And you get "Ye Mariners of England
That guard our native seas!
Whose flag has braved a thousand years
The battle and the breeze!"

I put in a children's hour...
With stories by "Uncle Mac"
[and Larry the Lamb]
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Old 03-09-2013, 01:56 AM   #12514
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[and Larry the Lamb]
and you get Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop

I put in Mack the Knife...
 

Old 03-09-2013, 04:35 AM   #12515
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I put in Mack the Knife...

but the knife is well blunted.


I put in a Dermatome
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:45 AM   #12516
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but the knife is well blunted.


I put in a Dermatome
And Hannibal Lecter applauds your choice of instruments and offer you some fava beans and a glass of Chianti.


I put in a mask.
 

Old 03-09-2013, 09:17 AM   #12517
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I put in a mask.
And get back an invite to the Carnival of Venice

I put in a Video Cassette of Die Hard
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Old 03-09-2013, 07:25 PM   #12518
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I put in a Video Cassette of Die Hard
It goes soft in the heat.



I put in a 3D printer.
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It goes soft in the heat.



I put in a 3D printer.
and you get a life-sized replica of your favourite porn star.

By the way, I have a 3d printer; they're quite fun.

I put in a old-fashioned printer's galley...
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and you get a life-sized replica of your favourite porn star.

By the way, I have a 3d printer; they're quite fun.

I put in a old-fashioned printer's galley...
and, my finger tips are covered with ink which makes me think about the time I was arested for . . . ah, that's another thread.

I put in a large needle with a good-sized eye.
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and, my finger tips are covered with ink which makes me think about the time I was arested for . . . ah, that's another thread.

I put in a large needle with a good-sized eye.
and it still takes you a dozen tries to thread it.

I put in a needle threader...
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and it still takes you a dozen tries to thread it.

I put in a needle threader...
And, the little lady at the top reminds me of my sweet little old aunt.

I put in an ant trap.
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And, the little lady at the top reminds me of my sweet little old aunt.

I put in an ant trap.
But it's taken down following a protest march by the Ants and the local ant-eater.


I put in a new book
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And, the little lady at the top reminds me of my sweet little old aunt.

I put in an ant trap.
But the ants take all of the cheese without triggering the trap.


I put in lead based paint.
 

Old 03-10-2013, 01:09 PM   #12525
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But the ants take all of the cheese without triggering the trap.


I put in lead based paint.
And you get all sorts of flyers about the new strip club down the road

I put in a clean pair of my panties...
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