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Old 11-20-2012, 11:06 PM   #13926
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This is a great question to ask Siri, if you have an iPhone.

"Where is a good place to hide a body?"
I asked Siri something once.... and this is what she heard....


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Old 11-20-2012, 11:31 PM   #13927
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I asked Siri something once.... and this is what she heard....



Hmmmmm. Was this the result?

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Old 11-21-2012, 11:03 AM   #13928
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Suck it up sunshine!

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Oh, I'm so stealing this to say to the student who has been to class 5 times total in 14 weeks (In other words, s/he's missed 23 of 28 class periods.) and wants to know why s/he has an F in the class and what she can do in the 2 weeks left to get an A.
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Old 11-21-2012, 11:59 AM   #13929
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This is a great question to ask Siri, if you have an iPhone.

"Where is a good place to hide a body?"

No, it's gotta be plural, as there will be more than one!
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:59 PM   #13930
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:17 PM   #13931
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Oh, I'm so stealing this to say to the student who has been to class 5 times total in 14 weeks (In other words, s/he's missed 23 of 28 class periods.) and wants to know why s/he has an F in the class and what she can do in the 2 weeks left to get an A.
The funny part is when they're genuinely baffled by that failing grade.
 

Old 11-21-2012, 03:19 PM   #13932
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The funny part is when they're genuinely baffled by that failing grade.
Or when they think extra credit can somehow replace the original work.
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:41 PM   #13933
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Or when they think extra credit can somehow replace the original work.
Yeah. Why should I give someone more work when he or she hasn't been doing any work to begin with?
 

Old 11-21-2012, 07:31 PM   #13934
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Locked my damn keys in my car, and don't remember where the spare is!!! Time to put some coat hangers to work.

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Old 11-22-2012, 07:39 AM   #13935
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Sticking my hands up a turkey's nether regions has become a treasured holiday tradition.
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:43 AM   #13936
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My older bother does the turkey's yearly exam.

I am just making cream puffs, brownies and mashed potatoes. . . . hmmm now there is an idea for a trifle that no one would eat.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:53 AM   #13937
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Does anyone else find Black Friday sickening? We spend today giving thanks for what we have, but tomorrow (or later this evening?) many of us** will be stampeding through stores to fight each other over cheap garbage that we don't even need.





**Not me. I'm wearing my superior pants.
 

Old 11-22-2012, 10:06 AM   #13938
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Does anyone else find Black Friday sickening? We spend today giving thanks for what we have, but tomorrow (or later this evening?) many of us** will be stampeding through stores to fight each other over cheap garbage that we don't even need.





**Not me. I'm wearing my superior pants.
Yeah, it's disgusting! Any gifts I haven't picked up yet will be purchased on-line. I don't go shopping between now and Christmas...it's scary out there! I wonder how many shopping related injuries I'll see at the hospital tomorrow?

Happy Thanksgiving!
 

Old 11-22-2012, 06:00 PM   #13939
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Wow. Ended up hosting my parents at the last minute because of holiday drama.
 

Old 11-22-2012, 09:28 PM   #13940
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Too. Much. Banana. Pudding.
 

Old 11-23-2012, 04:44 AM   #13941
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Wow. Ended up hosting my parents at the last minute because of holiday drama.
My sympathies. At least I knew ahead of time that I would be in the irritating presence of my charming inlaws.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:44 AM   #13942
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sorry for the holiday drama, eilan.

had a nice, quiet turkey day with the in-laws this year. delightful to watch RG3 completely trout-smack the stuffing out of the cowboys.

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Old 11-23-2012, 07:04 AM   #13943
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Old 11-23-2012, 07:32 AM   #13944
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Never tired enough to go to bed, never rested enough to get up ... when do I grow up?

Sometimes growing up is not all its cracked up to be, is it?
 

Old 11-23-2012, 07:34 AM   #13945
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You're so right, MK

How's it going?
 

Old 11-23-2012, 07:37 AM   #13946
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You're so right, MK

How's it going?
It's going very well, thank you! I've missed you lately.
How are you?
 

Old 11-23-2012, 07:43 AM   #13947
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It's going very well, thank you! I've missed you lately.
How are you?
I'm good. Exhausted from the work load. I've missed you too
 

Old 11-23-2012, 09:26 AM   #13948
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I'm good. Exhausted from the work load. I've missed you too
I'm sorry you're feeling exhausted. I wish you were feeling Merry!
 

Old 11-23-2012, 10:28 AM   #13949
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:36 AM   #13950
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My sympathies. At least I knew ahead of time that I would be in the irritating presence of my charming inlaws.
We were supposed to go to my brother's place. Thursday morning, my brother and SIL had a knock-down, drag-out fight for reasons unknown (though my mom is worried that it's somehow her fault--I don't think it is, though), so my mom called and wanted to know if she and my dad could come to our place. Fortunately, they came bearing lots of food, but no drama. It was fine.
 
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