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The stuff I accomplished today should have been accomplished three weeks ago.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:00 AM   #40752
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The stuff I accomplished today should have been accomplished three weeks ago.
Chalk one of those up on my board, too.

But, its done right? So there's that.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:12 AM   #40753
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The stuff I accomplished today should have been accomplished three weeks ago.
The stuff I accomplished last week was something that should have been accomplished two years ago. Better late than never, huh... Luckily university here is pretty lenient when it comes to schedules.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:59 PM   #40755
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The stuff I accomplished last week was something that should have been accomplished two years ago. Better late than never, huh... Luckily university here is pretty lenient when it comes to schedules.
I'm in a similar boat, only I should have done this stuff 10 years ago.
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The stuff I'm doing today I should have been asked to do 2 years ago... preventatively. As opposed to now, still somewhat preventive but also a bit like trying to shut the barn door after the horse has bolted.

That's today's exciting whine. I really wish it was a cabernet though.
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Old 10-24-2012, 03:28 PM   #40757
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I'm in a similar boat, only I should have done this stuff 10 years ago.
Except that I've been enrolled at the university for the past 4 years already and just been putting this one thing off all these years.
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Except that I've been enrolled at the university for the past 4 years already and just been putting this one thing off all these years.
*giggles* I actually did enroll 5 years ago and just never signed up for classes. When I went to apply last August, they were confused because I was signing up as a new student, even though I was an adult and they already had a profile for me. It took until January to get all that sorted, but with me hopping the pond for Easter, I didn't start until June.

But as you say, it's getting done.
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Old 10-24-2012, 05:21 PM   #40759
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I'm having one of those eat everything days. Salty...sweet...salty...sweet...
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I'm having one of those eat everything days. Salty...sweet...salty...sweet...
Drink more water! Make sun tea.
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Drink more water! Make sun tea.
Ok I will.
Now I have a tummy ache
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I'm having one of those eat everything days. Salty...sweet...salty...sweet...
Ooohhh...crushed up pretzels on caramel praline swirl frozen yogurt =
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The question has come up if I can break pencils when I orgasm.


Oh, is that not what you meant?
I think we all need much more information. Also...

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Drink more water! Make sun tea.
...this thread...

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Ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to get enough to eat? I had a substantial breakfast smoothie and then a decent-sized sandwich for lunch. But I'm roaming the house looking for something more. It's a good thing we don't have any pets or I'd be staring at them with a hunter's eye.
 

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...this thread...



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Sun tea isn't sticky! it's fluid, and refreshing, all those electrolytes and shit.
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I'm sorry. I can't read the words "sun tea" without thinking of the part in Tina Fey's book, "Bossy Pants" where she talks about the jars of liquid male writers kept on the shelves in their offices. When she asked about them, she was told it was sun tea. Later she discovered they were jars of urine. The men were too lazy to walk to the bathroom, so they peed in jars. That's kind of bad enough but then...they kept the jars on their shelves???

Ick.

I may never drink sun tea just because of that.

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Ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to get enough to eat?
I'm having one today. Hey, have our menstrual cycles synced?

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I'm sorry. I can't read the words "sun tea" without thinking of the part in Tina Fey's book, "Bossy Pants" where she talks about the jars of liquid male writers kept on the shelves in their offices. When she asked about them, she was told it was sun tea. Later she discovered they were jars of urine. The men were too lazy to walk to the bathroom, so they peed in jars. That's kind of bad enough but then...they kept the jars on their shelves???

Ick.

I may never drink sun tea just because of that.



I'm having one today. Hey, have our menstrual cycles synced?

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Not bloody likely.
Har har!


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"I loved it! It was much better than Cats! I'm going to read it again and again!"

Then I decided that maybe anyone under the age of 35 wouldn't get the reference. Then I tried to find a clip of the original SNL parody sketch. Then I ranted at Hulu and their Canuckism, on Twitter, then I found a working link.


http://archive.org/details/TheAmazingAlexandersnlSpoof


Watched that and laughed all over again. Back to work!

ETA: I also thought up a good movie title for one of our Litsters.

"The Fast and the Furry Furious".

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Weeeeeeeeeeeell...

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I'm sorry. I can't read the words "sun tea" without thinking of the part in Tina Fey's book, "Bossy Pants" where she talks about the jars of liquid male writers kept on the shelves in their offices. When she asked about them, she was told it was sun tea. Later she discovered they were jars of urine. The men were too lazy to walk to the bathroom, so they peed in jars. That's kind of bad enough but then...they kept the jars on their shelves???

Ick.

I may never drink sun tea just because of that.
...um, yeah.

I Tina Fey'd on it, too.

Love sun tea, but that kinda sticks with you.
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If Tina Fey told you to jump off a cliff, would you guys do it?

Look, piss is piss. I don't give a fuck if someone wants to call it sun tea or champagne.

meanwhile, if I start today all over again would I have a chance to do it right? How about yesterday?
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What's the deal with sun tea? Why not just make regular tea? (Or maybe I'm just grumpy, because we don't get enough sun to make sun tea anymore. And won't, until April or so. Boo.)
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