Old 12-03-2012, 12:13 PM   #249726
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Why were you pulling apart a bulb of garlic at your desk? The vampire attack isn't scheduled until the week AFTER the zombie apocalypse!



P.S. I'm hungry...who wants to make me a sammich? No blood, please...
I was pulling apart the garlic in the kitchen. Now I'm at my desk with my hand wrapped in paper towels.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 12:25 PM   #249727
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:39 PM   #249728
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:41 PM   #249729
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I'm sorry.

I thought your bed would be big enough to hold all those people.


 

Old 12-03-2012, 12:43 PM   #249730
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:46 PM   #249731
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:10 PM   #249732
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Are the National Weather Service computers down?


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http://www.noaa.gov



 

Old 12-03-2012, 01:30 PM   #249733
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:40 PM   #249734
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:44 PM   #249735
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:48 PM   #249736
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I was pulling apart the garlic in the kitchen. Now I'm at my desk with my hand wrapped in paper towels.
Ok, that makes more sense.

But where the hell is my sammich? It is past lunchtime round here!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 01:49 PM   #249737
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:50 PM   #249738
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So uncomfortable.
Told you to use lube...
 

Old 12-03-2012, 01:50 PM   #249739
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Told you to use lube...
Have never needed it.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 01:54 PM   #249740
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:30 PM   #249741
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:39 PM   #249742
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:45 PM   #249743
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:48 PM   #249745
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
Me too. That's not up to code.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:56 PM   #249746
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:58 PM   #249747
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I just typed a heartfelt, thoughtful, and very long email. Then I accidentally erased it.

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Old 12-03-2012, 04:13 PM   #249748
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:22 PM   #249749
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Daddy wants me to take my top off then take more pictures of me.



Do you think I should do that for him?
 

Old 12-03-2012, 04:26 PM   #249750
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'You can lay between her legs and go looking for, tell her your searching for her soul'
Might as well. I can't ever find anything else down there.
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