Old 11-14-2012, 09:15 AM   #247276
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:19 AM   #247277
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:25 AM   #247278
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Shush, you didn't outsmart me, you egotistical male. You just made me laugh so hard I completely forgot anything I was going to say.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 09:26 AM   #247279
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Shush, you didn't outsmart me, you egotistical male. You just made me laugh so hard I completely forgot anything I was going to say.
He has a plan.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:28 AM   #247280
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Do. Not. Encourage. !
 

Old 11-14-2012, 09:38 AM   #247281
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:50 AM   #247282
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:52 AM   #247283
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No one can truly say they like vegan jerky
i do. seriously.
even though it's like blasphemy.
there's a lime & something one that i love,
but i've never seen it in a uk store.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 10:03 AM   #247284
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That was a warning.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:27 AM   #247285
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Marty came round the corner expecting nothing but a clear unfettered path down the worn beige carpet to the next corner that turned to his new cubicle. He had balanced atop his coffee mug a bulging bagel; the napkin beneath spread-staining now with sloshed joe. A bit of a delicate dance to walk without sloshing so, but Marty found challenge in that. It wouldn't be stalkish to get to his desk this way, would it? Her cube was just there. He hoped she'd notice that he hadn't spilled much and the conscientiousness with which he walked so past. It was almost too much to juggle casually.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 10:33 AM   #247286
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:02 PM   #247287
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Creepy. Creepy. Creepy.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:15 PM   #247288
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Creepy. Creepy. Creepy.
so, is that 3 instances of creepy?

or creepy to the 3rd degree?
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:25 PM   #247289
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:26 PM   #247290
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I need jumper cables, a stick of butter, two turntables and a microphone.
that's the most elaborate sex toy i've ever heard of...
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:29 PM   #247291
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:31 PM   #247292
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:38 PM   #247293
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:38 PM   #247294
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1. the jets suck. stop pretending they matter or someone is going to get hurt.

2. fuck you, felicia. i don't wanna watch space janitors. give me episode 7, damn you.

3. i smell bad.

that is all.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:42 PM   #247295
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2. fuck you, felicia.
Sacrilege!
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:45 PM   #247296
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Sacrilege!
tell her to stop being lazy. entertain me!!!
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:49 PM   #247297
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...and this is why alex morgan > hope solo
 

Old 11-14-2012, 01:07 PM   #247298
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...and this is why alex morgan > hope solo
I have groped solo many times to thoughts of them.
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:17 PM   #247299
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Gah, I folded and texted first. Dammit.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 01:19 PM   #247300
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