Old 06-29-2012, 06:13 PM   #224776
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not nearly enough. what do you take me for?!
Well played.

And always the correct answer.

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And I cannot say in polite company.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:14 PM   #224777
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:15 PM   #224778
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Kinda trippy too.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:16 PM   #224779
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Kinda trippy too.
But...

Where might he drive you?
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:18 PM   #224780
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:20 PM   #224781
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Where might he drive you?
He can dare to dream.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:21 PM   #224782
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:22 PM   #224783
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There might be other ways for you to excersize. Like pushups.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:22 PM   #224784
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well there is that
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Careful.

She may slam it.
Shhhh, if he's locked in the trunk it may get quieter around here
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:23 PM   #224785
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Try N.O.-Xplode. It is almost impossible not to go to the gym just 20 minutes after one glass.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:24 PM   #224786
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By "package", do you mean "dicky"!
"dicky" What are you 5?
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:24 PM   #224787
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Inches?
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:25 PM   #224788
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Well played.

And always the correct answer.

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And I cannot say in polite company.
*looks around*

polite company? where?
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:28 PM   #224789
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:45 PM   #224790
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:21 PM   #224791
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:43 PM   #224793
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:43 PM   #224794
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Shhhh, if he's locked in the trunk it may get quieter around here
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:45 PM   #224795
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polite company? where?
You have a point.

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Old 06-29-2012, 07:45 PM   #224796
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:45 PM   #224797
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:51 PM   #224798
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:55 PM   #224799
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:55 PM   #224800
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