Old 12-03-2012, 04:29 PM   #249751
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
You do NOT want to hear Paul Simon singing "Slip, sliding away" when you're on it!!
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:31 PM   #249752
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There must be fifty ways to die an unspeakably horrifying death.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:33 PM   #249753
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"Don't Stop Believing" on the iPod

Where are my fuckin' onion rings?!!
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:37 PM   #249754
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I'd bet all the change on the bottom of my purse that you aren't who you say you are.

Okay, maybe just the pennies and nickles.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:58 PM   #249755
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:13 PM   #249756
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:20 PM   #249757
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Where's Mikey?
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:23 PM   #249758
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Goddamn it.

I just broke my phone, again. I can only see the bottom left corner of the screen.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:40 PM   #249759
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Laughing at the shitstain busters up in here trying to keep that bloody nose pic thread boosted like it's supposed to say something that the back of the fucker's head didn't already.

Too bad none of that red sauce and DNA flavoring was found on the body. The best squawk was done derped way back last spring. Stay pressed.

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Old 12-03-2012, 05:49 PM   #249760
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:50 PM   #249761
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I'd bet all the change on the bottom of my purse that you aren't who you say you are.

Okay, maybe just the pennies and nickles.
You must be talking about me.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:55 PM   #249762
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Why? Who do you say you are?
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Why? Who do you say you are?
Legend.
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Why? Who do you say you are?
Rhetoric! Game and match!
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:18 PM   #249766
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bwahahahahaha...even Pavlov himself couldn'ta rung a bell on a better fast fetch than that right nut warmer.

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Old 12-03-2012, 07:47 PM   #249767
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:03 PM   #249768
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:10 PM   #249770
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The White Girl Mob is no more

I don't know if this already fractured nation is prepared to handle a hip-hop beef of this magnitude.

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Why is my child trying to rhyme "merchandise" in her song? What the heck?
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:44 PM   #249773
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Perch and fries. YW.
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Sacrifice.

Ice.

Dice.

Heidi Fleiss.

Trice.
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