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Old 05-17-2018, 04:39 PM   #1951
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I see you like me Tio.
The sign back there said no boners on the beach, Tio.
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:14 PM   #1952
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The sign back there said no loners on the beach.
Aw, c'mon, Liz. Just tell 'em we're together. Please?
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:43 PM   #1953
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Aw, c'mon, Liz. Let's pretend we're lesbians and have a little fun with these perverts. Please?
It's mean to tease boys like that, Magica. I heard they can die if they don't, you know, cum at least once a day.
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Old 05-17-2018, 10:35 PM   #1954
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I'm meant to please boys like that, Magica. I heard they can die if they don't, you know, cum at least once a day.
It's good to see your concern with your fellow man.
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:39 AM   #1955
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It's good to see you concur with fellacio, man.
Gelato! I'm sure you asked me to have gelato with you!
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:22 AM   #1956
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Gelatin! I'm sure you asked me to pick up gelatin for you!
No, gelatin is wiggly and cold, gelato is smooth, creamy and cold. Two different things.
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:00 AM   #1957
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No, Gina is wiggly and cold, Giulia is smooth, creamy and cold. Two different things.
Wiggly is good; smooth and creamy is good, but I was looking for a hot woman.
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Old Yesterday, 04:21 AM   #1958
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Peggy is good; Ruth and Cindy are good, but I was looking for a hot woman.
I'd rather have you leaving my house now, and don't you ever get near my daughters again!
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Old Yesterday, 07:25 AM   #1959
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Wait a second, are you a leprechaun?
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Old Yesterday, 09:15 AM   #1960
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Oh, for chrissake! I'm not a guy OR a dog!

I'm a cat.
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Old Yesterday, 10:46 PM   #1961
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Oh, for cheesecake! I'm not into guys OR dames!

I'm hot for cake.
There's room for all fetishes here, MP.
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Oh... Fuck!. Fuck those ropes; fuck that ball-gag...
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Old Today, 08:13 AM   #1963
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Oh... Fuck!
Forgot to go to church again this year? Me too.
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Forgot him at the church again this year? Me too.
Maybe you're just not ready for marriage.
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