Old 10-12-2017, 04:39 PM   #2326
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No, silly ... she'd cum three times after 60 seconds!
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I stand (or kneel) corrected, Goddess Lizzie.
There never had math problems like that when I was in school.
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Old 10-12-2017, 04:40 PM   #2327
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Old 10-12-2017, 04:52 PM   #2328
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Sent to me by an admiring pervert ....

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Old 10-12-2017, 05:07 PM   #2329
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My, my, my - aren't you the little pervert? How long have you been hiding there?
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:11 PM   #2330
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Don't mind me Liz, I am just watching...can you turn the sybian up a notch?
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:25 PM   #2331
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:29 PM   #2332
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Nobody leaves until i'm done cumming!

"Nobody leaves until I have a multiple orgasm!"

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Old 10-12-2017, 05:37 PM   #2333
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I heard you like to peel oranges.
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I heard you like to peel oranges.


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We could cook. or......... we could just eat out!
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we can either do it down here or you can throw me over your shoulder and do me upstairs."
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:44 PM   #2338
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we can either do it down here or you can throw me over your shoulder and do me upstairs."
LOL - both excellent.
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"Mom! Look what I found by the pool! Can I keep her?"
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"Well, you know Mr. Johnson, we only comp VIP suites to people we think are going to
come downstairs and gamble everyday. Now, I've given you club passes and dinner comps,
what else do I need to do to get you to come downstairs and gamble a little?"


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Old 10-12-2017, 09:12 PM   #2342
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We could cook. or......... we could just eat out!
What did you put on the counter, I am stuck.
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(OMG perfect! )
I aim to please.
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[quote=Lia Monde;88122639][quote=LizVegas79;83099700]

"Remember our deal, Steve. I give you a handjob for every time you suck my boyfriend's cock. You want a BJ? You'll have to take him up your ass, pretty boy."
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"So, you're the pervert that my sister married. Sucking toes and rubbing feet are so important to you that she now gets to do whatever she wants with you if you get to suck toes and rub feet? That was really your deal? Wow, weird as fuck, but, hey, my corns are really bothering me, so why not? But I get to peg you afterward. My sister even agreed to that. Don't look at me! My sister's the one that pimped your ass out."
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[quote=Lia Monde;88122660][quote=LizVegas79;85103270]

"Okay, here's the deal. You know what a slut I am. I've told you that repeatedly, from our first date to now. I'll marry you, but I don't want to hear any complaints about my lovers, okay? Oh, and I don't know that you don't have lovers yourself, but maybe I'll talk my friends into throwing you some pity fucks now and then. Between that and regular sloppy seconds, you'll be satisfied, right? I don't love you, but I do love your adorable puppy dog looks that you give me with those sad brown eyes of yours."
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"Yes, I know that your neck hurts, but the party won't be much longer and you always told me that you'd kiss up for the promotion. You didn't think that I'd let you off easily with just dancing, did you? Besides, you said that you loved my ass, so this is your chance to show that love."
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In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.

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"See? I told you that whenever you bring the alimony on time, I'll have a girl waiting for us to share, didn't I? Just keep paying up on time. It's your choice.....threesomes or jail for contempt of court."
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In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.

"I have sworn on the altar of Almighty God eternal hostility toward all forms of tyranny over the minds of men." - Thomas Jefferson

"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion." John Adams, Treaty of Tripoli

I reject your morality and substitute my own.

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"Okay, honey, you caught me and you can cancel the wedding. Or you can be my pimp and I can add some of my friends to your business to fuck and whore out, too. You can even keep half my earnings."
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In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.

"I have sworn on the altar of Almighty God eternal hostility toward all forms of tyranny over the minds of men." - Thomas Jefferson

"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion." John Adams, Treaty of Tripoli

I reject your morality and substitute my own.

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[quote=LizVegas79;88135397]

"So, cheating on my brother again, eh? Well, we'll fix that. I've hired two call girls to keep him busy and happy while I whip you back into shape."
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In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.

"I have sworn on the altar of Almighty God eternal hostility toward all forms of tyranny over the minds of men." - Thomas Jefferson

"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion." John Adams, Treaty of Tripoli

I reject your morality and substitute my own.

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