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Old 07-08-2018, 02:26 PM   #801
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Not really London based, but north of London by about 15 miles
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:32 PM   #802
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:34 PM   #803
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Tits not quite out but after another shitty day, I’ve started posting again...

I have a new thread - freedwoman has hit her limit (5k posts- how’d that happen? )

Haven’t decided what I’ll do yet if/when we win... any suggestions? Other than fucking a welsh flag with a strap on (joke - I love Wales, , plus I don’t own a strap on )
A shitty weekend day, when the weather is like this...hmmm not the best.

So now all I can think of is you wearing a strap on... Cold bath for me!!!

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Old 07-08-2018, 03:48 PM   #804
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Old 07-08-2018, 05:01 PM   #805
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Welcome aboard the ever so slightly crazy but well meaning train... enter at your own risk
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Old 07-08-2018, 05:05 PM   #806
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A shitty weekend day, when the weather is like this...hmmm not the best.

So now all I can think of is you wearing a strap on... Cold bath for me!!!

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Yeah - shitty day, highlights capturing a massive spider (that was super fast) and helping an old woman cut the few whiskers on her chin, that’s probably helped you more than a cold shower

You’re welcome, xx
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Old 07-08-2018, 05:34 PM   #807
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:56 PM   #808
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Hi everyone, Hackney here.
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:39 AM   #809
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Hi everyone, Hackney here.
Proper London! Teach me cockney slang

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The authenticity of this post has been passed by the committee of Cockney rhyming sla

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Oye! You Danny Dyer (lier) take your trouble n strife (wife) outta your sky rocket (pocket) get up the apples n pears (stairs) and give her an artful dodger (Roger!)
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:52 PM   #811
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^^ as I was part of the production for "lock stock n 2 smoking barrels" I'll have you know, I know what I'm talking about!
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Old 07-10-2018, 06:46 PM   #812
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Oye! You Danny Dyer (lier) take your trouble n strife (wife) outta your sky rocket (pocket) get up the apples n pears (stairs) and give her an artful dodger (Roger!)
Oh dear. It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong.
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(And welcome, xx)
Innit though! Thanks for the welcome. It is especially nice to receive from a woman with such a nice bottle of rum and pair of Georgies.

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Innit though! Thanks for the welcome. It is especially nice to receive from a woman with such a nice bottle of rum and pair of Georgies.

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Isn't in Bristols' : as in lovely Bristol cities
I'm a fake Cockney, born in Edgware.

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Hello I'm in Westminster and can always make time for a chat x
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Hello I'm in Westminster and can always make time for a chat x
Adieu. X

Oh and I've just finished braking bad if you want to borrow it?
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Hola - I was temporarily in your neck of the woods to stare in wide eyed wonder at the planes yesterday . And the men, a thousand men in uniform makes for a very happy Allia
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Adieu. X

Oh and I've just finished braking bad if you want to borrow it?
Not seen that yet... does it live up to the hype?
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Not seen that yet... does it live up to the hype?
Yeah. Tickled my funny bone. Hit all the right notes.
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Nicked from the interweb...

The year is 2222, and a human couple are taking their first trip to Mars. While there, they meet two Martians and the four of them get talking. They discuss the differences between Earth and Martian politics, technology, society - until finally the conversation turns to sex. "Just how do you Martians do it?" asks the woman. "Pretty much the way you do," respond the Martian couple. After a few drinks, the four of them decide to try out a wife swap and check into a Martian motel.

The human woman and the Martian male disappear into the first available room, and he strips instantly to reveal his teeny, weenie willy, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," sighs the woman. "It's just not long enough." "No problem," bleeps the Martian, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his willy grows another inch, until it's really quite impressive. "That's definitely an improvement," says the woman, "but it's still pretty narrow..." Immediately, the Martian starts pulling his ears. With each tug, his willy widens until he measures up nicely. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "that's the biggest I've seen". And they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples meet up with their partners and go their separate ways. "How was it for you?" the man asks his wife. "I hate to say it," she replies, "but it was pretty mind-blowing. How about you?" "Horrible," he replies. "She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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