The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Handley_Page said:

and you either get a Buddy Holly LP or tickets to the Ashes.

I put in a cricket ball.


[ a rat-tail file is a file used in metalwork :
the Ashes is a Cricket match series between England & Australia ]

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Austin8 said:

and you get a lizard tail

I put in a bastard file

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Handley_Page said:

and you get an elephant's foot to trim.

I put in a transistor

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Austin8 said:

and you get 3 ohm resistance

I put in a over charged capacitor... Watch out!

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Handley_Page said:

and you get very loud curses.

I put in the EHT pack from an old TV

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Austin8 said:

and you get Benny Hill re-runs

I put in a magnet from a old picture tube

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Handley_Page said:

and you find it very attractive.


I put in a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a buxom sales girl

I put in a pto switch from a scag mower

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kimbalee said:

and you receive a Ricky Skaggs CD.

I put in a classic box of crayola crayons, complete with the retired colors...

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Austin8 said:

(aww) and you get a pretty picture of a lady bug

I put in a pink pearl eraser

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TE999 said:

And you get back a college ruled writing tablet.

I put in a chain of paper clips...

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Austin8 said:

and you get political point across!

I put in a black warrior pencil

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TE999 said:

And you get back a bottle of white-out.

I put in a leaky fountain pen...

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Austin8 said:

and you get new ink

I put in a burnt fryin' pan

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TE999 said:

And you get back some scorched fried 'taters.

I put in a bottle of Looziana hot sauce...

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TE999 said:

And you get back some scorched fried 'taters.

I put in a bottle of Looziana hot sauce...

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frisky-leo said:

And you get 2 dozen fire wings and a celery stalk.

I put in bottle of purple sparkle nail polish.

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Austin8 said:

and you get me helping you apply it

I put in a mexican jumping bean

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TE999 said:

And you get back an easy border crossing.

I put in a stack of Car and Driver magazines...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a nasty letter from your Bank Manager.


I put in a wheel off a Sunbeam Alpine.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a spin around the block

I put in a wheel spindle from a destroyed Decepticon

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Handley_Page said:

and you get deceived into thinking it's genuine.


I put in a wheel nut from the Shuttle.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a wonky engineer wanting it back

I put in a tow sack

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Handley_Page said:

[puzzled frown]

and you fill it with grass cuttings for recycling.

I put in a lawn mower with a broken engine.

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