It's the cross you both must bear, right?
Then I'll have one ready for you when you get up.
That, and the screaming hordes of moob-fetish admirers, yes...
For the ex-colonials among you, here's an Independence Day inspired story for ya...
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=46543926&postcount=994
I'll have that frappe now please.
Nice one, steve. Even though I'm the wrong ex-colonial and celebrate August 15th.
I'll knock one out just for you next month, sweetie...
And thank you.
I'll have that frappe now please.
Nice one, steve. Even though I'm the wrong ex-colonial and celebrate August 15th.
Let me adjust my headphones. Loudness when I've just woken up gets a little... well, I'm not quite awake yet.
Nopes. Just coffee, thank you.
Ok. So did you sleep....*runs blender*.....night.
Here you go, one mocha frappe.
I'm strangely doubly amused by this tale, steve. Of course, I'm an ex-colonial who is living in a Commonwealth nation. Boy, it gets confusing sometimes....That, and the screaming hordes of moob-fetish admirers, yes...
For the ex-colonials among you, here's an Independence Day inspired story for ya...
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=46543926&postcount=994
dampy, do you want to talk about that? Like, maybe in... the fetish thread...?Ooh, my very own dirty short! I'll hold you to it.
I'm strangely doubly amused by this tale, steve. Of course, I'm an ex-colonial who is living in a Commonwealth nation. Boy, it gets confusing sometimes....
dampy, do you want to talk about that? Like, maybe in... the fetish thread...?
Friggin' humidity. When will this break?
dampy, do you want to talk about that? Like, maybe in... the fetish thread...?
Hey, john. *hugs* Do those grey skies come with a refreshing breeze from the Sound? If so, I'll take 'em!
You never know... it could be fun.There's a fetish thread?! Man, I need to get out more.
<snerk>I guess I could throw that into the package.
There's a fetish thread?! Man, I need to get out more.
You never know... it could be fun.
<snerk>
Yup, found some...interesting...things over there.
What? Where? What am I missing? You mean the shorts thread steve posted on?
I have a shorts thread? I remember my garter belt thread, but not a shorts one...
Awww, dampy, are the big kids picking on you...?
Ooh, my very own dirty short! I'll hold you to it.
I'm sorry, dampy. I was teasing you about the first quote here. The one about 'dirty shorts.'I think they just want to see me lay bare my fetish for your <cough> ...manly... <cough> chest.
I think they just want to see me lay bare my fetish for your <cough> ...manly... <cough> chest.
I'm sorry, dampy. I was teasing you about the first quote here. The one about 'dirty shorts.'
I'm sorry, dampy. I was teasing you about the first quote here. The one about 'dirty shorts.'
Hey. Us curvy men deserve our hour in the sun.
Does that make me a BBM?
How about you come out of the sun here into this bedroom and lie down for a bit? Yes... just here... 
Nothing wrong with a BBM.Hey. Us curvy men deserve our hour in the sun.
Does that make me a BBM?
My shorts aren't dirty. What's in 'em is, though...
Speak for yourself! I was teasing. Teasing nicely, but teasing all the same.We're not teasing you. Promise! We love you too much.
....well, maybe you'll be teased in a different way.
Oh, I understand perfectly, dampy. I slept quite poorly last night, in three rooms, for a little better than ninety minutes in each room.Ahh. It all makes sense now. I'm not very bright when I've just woken up.
We're not teasing you. Promise! We love you too much.
....well, maybe you'll be teased in a different way.
Believe me, I have nothing whatsoever against cuddly men.
Nothing wrong with a BBM.
*ponders, what's in his shorts....* You wear your shorts on your head?
Speak for yourself! I was teasing. Teasing nicely, but teasing all the same.
Oh, I understand perfectly, dampy. I slept quite poorly last night, in three rooms, for a little better than ninety minutes in each room.
