Old 08-21-2009, 11:06 AM   #1
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Online now

and need to be taught my place

gotta keep the pieces of shit in line

dildo and ruler are waiting....get me on yahoo
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:31 PM   #2
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yooohoooo

anyone out there? hit me on yahoo pls
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:38 AM   #3
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:18 AM   #4
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Another needybump!
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:18 AM   #5
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What's the ruler for?
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:45 PM   #6
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the Ruler is for....haha, ouch!!!
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Old 07-17-2010, 01:03 AM   #7
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too bad no one is weilding it now!
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Old 07-17-2010, 10:04 AM   #8
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too bad no one is weilding it now!
I'm here huckleberry...
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:31 PM   #9
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I get all kinds of interesting pms and messages but no one is ever there when a girl needs 'em
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:36 PM   #10
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I get all kinds of interesting pms and messages but no one is ever there when a girl needs 'em
Ooooooooooooh you're a girl? I'm surprised a woman is having to bump her own threads.
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:39 PM   #11
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so your needs arent being met... how?
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:29 AM   #12
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No one is ever about, promises promises......
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:12 AM   #13
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No one is ever about, promises promises......
You should come out and play more often...
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Old 08-06-2010, 10:22 AM   #14
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i am on now. 25/m, let me know if you want to chat or anything!
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:01 PM   #15
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But whenever I do come out to play, no one is ready
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Old 08-26-2010, 02:59 PM   #16
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Old 08-26-2010, 03:39 PM   #17
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Nothing in your profile - no age, no sex, nothing. How do we know you're for real?
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Old 08-26-2010, 04:14 PM   #18
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Nothing in your profile - no age, no sex, nothing. How do we know you're for real?
Agreed. I'd like to know that the girl I'm getting wet is actually a girl.
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Old 08-27-2010, 08:38 PM   #19
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Someone asked me my gender the other day in chat. I replied with "Good lord" and hit the x button. The man (I'm assuming he is male) replied shortly after with "Only a woman would say that".

I'd suggest you take his opinion or don't bother pestering me.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:48 PM   #20
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Anyone up for a little fun, loving play this evening?
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Old 09-12-2010, 06:40 PM   #21
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:18 PM   #22
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bump bump bump
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:24 PM   #23
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Yes well boo hoo to you all. You'd think a slut would have better luck in these parts
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Old 09-12-2010, 08:02 PM   #24
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Yes well boo hoo to you all. You'd think a slut would have better luck in these parts
I suspect if you made a new thread describing your age and gender and what you're looking for, you'd get a lot more hits.

For instance "24 year old slutty girl wants to be instructed how to fuck myself" or something.

Your PM box will fill up in a hurry.
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Old 09-28-2010, 02:56 PM   #25
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I still haven't figured out why people assume I have a penis. I don't, btw, but its a natural assumption which is bothersome. Apparently I'm not bitchy enough for my own good

Anyone interested in taking advantage of the time I have while the kiddos are in after school activities?
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