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Hypoxia · Feb 4, 2018

loquere said:
YoMemo so nasty, it got taken to the pound!

That meme is dead already. Yawn. Try something with moles.

loquere · Feb 4, 2018

Hypoxia said:
The Me-Too meme is Sexy.

That's sexist!

MagicaPractica · Feb 4, 2018

loquere said:
That's hexist!

Sorry, but I am against hexing people, in general. There's always an exception though.

loquere · Feb 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Sorry, but I am against fucking people, in public. There's always an exception though.

These are unusual times MP, make an exception and join our community square orgy party, we'll have buckets of Nutella to eat off each other.

MagicaPractica · Feb 4, 2018

loquere said:
The flyer read, Join our community ogre festival! We'll have buckets of Nutella to eat.

I don't know, is it European style, American or homemade? American nutella is just too sweet to me.

loquere · Feb 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I don't like European food.

Come on Italian food is great, you don't like spaghetti, fetucinni alfredo or lasagna?

MagicaPractica · Feb 5, 2018

loquere said:
Italian food is great, I love pasta!

I'm more of a potato girl . . . white potatoes, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, French fries, potato latkes . . . it's all good.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 5, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I'm more of a posada girl . . . white, red, sweet, French, lakeside, any inn or motel . . . they're all good for one night stands.

But no novena?

MagicaPractica · Feb 5, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
You'll make allowances for hexes but not novenas?

Oh, fine. It's all the same to me.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 5, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Oh, fine. It's all just sex to me.

That's a rather casual attitude towards it, I'd say!

Hypoxia · Feb 5, 2018

RubenR said:
Some people prefer parallel interface ports.
Some prefer serial ports.
I like tawny ports, any size bottles.

I have a joke about winos deciding which port to buy but it's too good for here.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 5, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I have a thing about swine deciding which poor dame to lay, but it's too good for here.

Right! Take your sexist kinks to the fetish board!

MagicaPractica · Feb 6, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Right! That's it. Take your stuff and get out!

Geez. Fine. But it's a really good vacuum!

Hypoxia · Feb 6, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Either pay your oxygen tax or try to breathe vacuum, cobber!

I was just heading for the airlock. Do you take pesos?

MagicaPractica · Feb 6, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I was just passing the airlock when I found queso dip floating in mid-air?

See, I told ya you needed a vacuum! Sally's stomach must be upset again.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 6, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
See, I told ya you needed a vacuum! Sally can't stomach sucking you off again.

Gee, does my semen taste that bad?

Tio_Narratore · Feb 6, 2018

RubenR said:
It's just not ready yet; it still twitches when you stick a dick in it, and that spoils my sex drive.

I kind of like it when it twitches on entry.

Hypoxia · Feb 6, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I kind of like it when hot bitches give me an enema.

I'll bet you have MASOCHISM TANGO playing on the stereo then. Or maybe LADY OF SPAIN.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 6, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I'll bet you have MACHISMO TANGO playing on the stereo then. Or maybe LADIES IN PAIN.

No. I prefer to do my whipping acapella.

MagicaPractica · Feb 7, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
No. I prefer to do my chipping aldente.

You mean you like to play golf in the nude?

Tio_Narratore · Feb 7, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
You mean you like to lay milfs in the nude?

You prefer them clothed?

MagicaPractica · Feb 7, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
You prefer to be clothed?

Well, depends on the weather . . . and the company.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 7, 2018

RubenR said:
I was thinking of an animalistic approach, using only a narrow studded collar. And with such a large endowment, you don't have to worry about the company; there certainly must be one or two persons of your ilk.

Is this some upscale fundraising event?

MagicaPractica · Feb 8, 2018

RubenR said:
We are officially ending our annual Crazy Cat Lady Convention. Things just got too wild.

Great, now where will I go on vacation?

Tio_Narratore · Feb 8, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Great, now where will I go for a vaccination?

Why did the clinic turn you down?

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