COVID-19 RESOURCES
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Free association thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
Tio_Narratore said:
Old Man's Liver,
That Old Man's Liver,
It's quite cirrhotic,
Nearly necrotic,
but he keeps drinkin'
And rottin' his liver away.

(Tio Narratore :rolleyes:)
Click to expand...

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker...

“The whole world is three drinks behind," Humphrey Bogart proclaimed in 1950. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”
 
NekoParks said:
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker...

“The whole world is three drinks behind," Humphrey Bogart proclaimed in 1950. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”
Click to expand...

Dietician: How much do you drink?

Tio Narratore: Not nearly enough.

Dietician: :confused:
 
Tio_Narratore said:
Dietician: How much do you drink?

Tio Narratore: Not nearly enough.

Dietician: :confused:
Click to expand...

Aren't liquid diets all the rage for their "cleansing" properties?

Besides alcohol has a distinguished history as a medicinal. Otherwise, all those Hollywood westerns would be inaccurate when they give the gunslinger with a bullet wound a slug of whiskey.
 
NekoParks said:
Aren't liquid diets all the rage for their "cleansing" properties?

Besides alcohol has a distinguished history as a medicinal. Otherwise, all those Hollywood westerns would be inaccurate when they give the gunslinger with a bullet wound a slug of whiskey.
Click to expand...

In Nelson's Navy it was a large tot of Rum.
 
Tio_Narratore said:
The sleet in Fleet flies mainly down the street.
Click to expand...

The Piddle from Puddletown flows mainly down the River Trent (or River ...)

p_b_piddle.jpg


321038_454455197955583_621670026_n.jpg
 
Last edited:
Tio_Narratore said:
You off rubbing jinns again, Og?
Click to expand...

Jeannie with the light brown hair.

(I have a part completed Genie story with a different set of 3 wishes...)

Extract which might not pass editors:

"So, hypothetically, if I were to wish to become attractive to young girls, what would your advice be?"

"Don't."

"Why not?"

"There are several errors in that hypothesis. You might become attractive but could find those you attract are not attractive to you. If a plain girl or a girl who had traits that you detest were to be attracted to you, what would you do? Unwanted attention can be painful. Then there is the plural "girls". Would you want say twenty girls chasing you? The final error is the adjective "young". What is a girl? One definition is a female younger than a woman. With the onset of puberty happening so early, a girl could mean a pre-pubescent girl. Add the word "young" to that and you might become attractive only to females under the age of what? Seven years old? Is that what you want?"

"No. I thought..."

The genie sighed loudly. "You didn't think. That is the problem with humans and this three-wish contract. In the old days I would have given you your wish and you would have ended up like the Pied Piper walking around your town followed by an embarrassing procession of seven year old girls. Have you any ambition to start teaching at an Infants' School?"

"No."
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

EmilyMiller
Best current guidance on Literotica and AI
6 7 8
Replies
198
Views
5K
Vintage_DM
V
CalebZhass
What is the future of human art?
4 5 6
Replies
136
Views
2K
djrip
djrip
lovecraft68
Well this is flattering
Replies
5
Views
228
lovecraft68
lovecraft68
NoTalentHack
One Year of Hackery
2
Replies
38
Views
1K
oneagainst
oneagainst
ChloeTzang
Heroism - the Oggbashan Memorial Event 2024 Support Thread
Replies
3
Views
224
Rustyoznail
Rustyoznail
Back
Top