What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

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That is too funny, but apparently he eats alone. If you look closely there is only one chair at his dining table.

He really is totally awesometacular. That might be true that he dines alone....Or he just moved stuff out of the way so he could do his dance properly. (Note the possible evidence of the second chair in the mirror.)
 
I had the part to save someone's Thanksgiving dinner at the eleventh hour!!
:D


Just *one* of the eleven:

Luuuuv him! (in my best sing-song warbling)
What's the other 10, SW?? ;)

He really is totally awesometacular. That might be true that he dines alone....Or he just moved stuff out of the way so he could do his dance properly. (Note the possible evidence of the second chair in the mirror.)

Astute observation, Curi! :cool:
 
Posted by a friend on another site, but I had to share it here -
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste."Oh yes", I say to you,I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"
 

Just *one* of the eleven:

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Now that did!!!

Wow it kinda fits with Wappum Gangasa
 
Now, I'll admit I know next to nothing about George Takei except that he was on some sci-fi show at some point during the last century. After looking at that link however.... fuck, how awesome is he!!!

Someone please tell me he's done something other than sci-fi so I can watch it.
He's been on a shitload of stuff since 1955 (damn!), and you can find his filmography here. Go through and pick out whatever seems interesting or fun to you. (He is, of course, *best* known for his continuing role on "Star Trek," but he's done a lot of non-sci-fi, too.
 
Popped into the local book store today. Manager at the desk said, "Oh, I'm glad you're here! Can you bring us more copies of Warpworld? We're down to one book."

Me---> :D

"Yes, yes I can."

:D
 
Reading 'Use me again and again and again" had me smiling...then I realized it was on a reuseable bag.
 
Reading 'Use me again and again and again" had me smiling...then I realized it was on a reuseable bag.

WW - beautiful bra

My guy came around and was not too happy with my posts on Lit. This led to a bit of fun. I will have to post more. :D

(Rubs my sore bum and smiles)
 
Saw this today and it made me think of two special friends I have made here.
 

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My boss at work. K...can you do this....already done OK well how about that....yup, done yesterday, OK how about this.....mmmmm last week...

Boss "for gods sake K, its like working with Radar from MASH. Can you please let me actually be the boss sometimes.
 
My boss at work. K...can you do this....already done OK well how about that....yup, done yesterday, OK how about this.....mmmmm last week...

Boss "for gods sake K, its like working with Radar from MASH. Can you please let me actually be the boss sometimes?"
k_s: "Umm... no."
 
Just received feedback that my newest story almost caused a gentleman to ejactulate. I had to smile, because now I have a goal. Almost is not good enough. ;)
 
The "Tales From Black Friday" hashtag over on Twitter this morning has me in stitches. Hilarious! Hard to pick a favourite but...

"...and on the corner of 51st and State, a FEMA truck carrying emergency Wii U units was ambushed and overturned."

and

I saw a man douse himself in kerosene and light his body on fire because they were out of REBA, Season 2, on Blu-Ray.

and

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked. Plus, I got this foot massager.

...are pretty freaking funny! :D
 
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