The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Austin8 said:

and you get a billy goat

I put in a string trimmer

(tow sack is the same as a burlap sack...)
(Hey hp)

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Handley_Page said:

and the string breaks. (we call them a Strimmer).

I put in a rotary blade cutter.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a carbide wheel

I put in a trash bag

(Do you have lawn maintenance / landscaping companies there?)

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Handley_Page said:

and the men take it all away tomorrow.


I put in an electric chair.

[ yes we do, but usually only for parks and large places like it. ]

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Austin8 said:

and you get a gas powered table

I put in a jump rope

( so residences have private gardeners then?)

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TE999 said:

And you get back a 'contendah'.

I put in the Tin Woodman's axe...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a pointy hat (like JBs)

I put in a can of 3 in1 oil

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TE999 said:

And you get back a can of WD-40.

I put in roll of chicken wire...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a cocks comb

I put in a rattlin' bug (watch out!)

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a lightening bug.


I put in an electric lawn rake

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Noor said:

and you get an American wondering what is that?

I put in a perpetual motion machine

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Austin8 said:

and you get a steady up and down motion

I put in a willie nillie

(Removes leaves, debris, moss and most weeds to help prevent water logging and discourage grass diseases.)

(Landscaper here..)

(Hi Noor)

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doormouse said:

what the hell is a willie nillie??

and you get Pauline Hanson saying in her whiny voice, 'Please explain.'

I put in my flat batteries

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Austin8 said:

and you get a flat vibrator

I put in a heath bar

(willie nillie, is the same as hither and yon)

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a pint of "Heath" beer.


I put in a bicycle hub gearbox.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a spider gear

i put in a worm drive

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a worm complaining that it has no feet for the pedals.


I put in a spiral binding.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a plastic coil

I put in a stack of fresh split lath's

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Handley_Page said:

and find the wall has fallen down in the rain.

I put in an electronic tape measure with no battery.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a T-shirt saying: "I've cut it twice and it's still to short!"

I put in a folding rule

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Handley_Page said:

and a policeman tells you "you cannot fold here; it's the rule".

I put in a phone charger with a damaged plug.

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Austin8 said:

I put in a bump~ity~bump

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frisky-leo said:

And you get humpty dumpty on the dance floor.

I put in a sea shell wind chime

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ms.read said:

and you get a previously forclosed cottage on the shores of maine where it rains or snows ten months of the year. Free and clear and no taxes on it for as long as obama stays in office!

I put in my lucky penny.

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