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Dear Punch-Happy Litster,

I was only tryin' to make sure I wasn't dreamin'.

And no. You can't expect me to sleep when you've been gone for MONTHS!

Bitchardo time, not people time - remember?

Oh and . . . *GLAREPINCH*

You're the one that stole the fuckin' pickle.

I loves you more than I can say. Now . . . SLEEP!
 
Dear Brave Litster with tiny rodent roommate,

Did you ever TCB? Did the trail of cheesy crackers to the door work? Or did you have to get tough? Inquiring minds want to know ;)

Signed,

Curious Doll
 
Dear Litster,

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin.

;)
 
Dear Litster,

I miss you, but it was so great catching up yesterday. You know you always make me laugh.
Keep in touch, Litster. I know it's difficult right now.
Thanks for being the Litster that you are. Don't change, sexypants.

*kisses*
 
Dear Curious Doll Litster,

SNORT! I didn't even have time to put out the trail of crackers.

The rodent decided to join me in the shower.

Screamin' and acrobatics ensued. Turns out I'm a little more bothered by mice than I thought :rolleyes::D

I'll pm you with a link to the full scoop ;)

:rose:,
The Mousey Murderer Litster
 
Dear Lister,
Sorry I had to leave last night I had a shipment of fish coming in from Columbia and had to be at the airport early this morning. If you stopped being a poo face last night we could have talked on the phone but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you were busy with gremlins and cum dumpster. Deaf Kisses
 
Dear you make me smile Litster,

you do.

ILY PWD KWH and handsomest one eva~:heart::heart::heart:


Dear going for tests litster...

I love you. You are on my heart, in my mind, and I wish I could be there with you.


Dear key bearing litster...

seriously, like I told the crved one, get on him about time lines, and I'll be all about getting those keys from you! :D

Dear maybe later, litster...

maybe not! :devil:



Dear traveling litster...welcome HOME!:kiss:
 
Dear APpy Litster,

I think you owe me a jewwy baby.

I's got withdrawal symptoms.

:p
 
Dear Withdrawing Litster,

*giggles* no wonder you've got babies! The withdrawal method never works! Only condomnoms and having sex when you're a virgin stops you from making babies!!!

*gasp* I knew it, you were trying to make jewwy babies!! :eek:

Lucky i've hidden your big wiwwy jewwy :D

Not telling where...*squirms a little* ;)
 
Dear Latex Litster,

If you've hidden my big jewwie wiwwie there for this length of time, it'll be all melted and squishy by now... :(

I wants a jewwie baby and I wants one now!!

*sulks*

:p
 
Dear Hiding Jewwy In Her Pouty Lip, No, Not That One Litster,

*giggles*

Don't think i don't know you didn't take it out and put it in, take it out and put it in , out in...out in...out in out in...*wipes brow*

Fine.

You can haves one.

*throws it up in the air*

If you can catch it with your lips.

No, not those ones :p

:nana:
 
Dear Sticky Litster,

*comes down from headstand position and stands up*

Damn woman, I'd have a much easier time catching it that way :rolleyes:

:nana:
 
Dear Judging Litster,

Marks out of 10 please? :D

I prefer the mat. Much more comfortable.

:p
 
Dear Not Above Bribing Litster,

Turn around, please, i can only count the marks on your ass, so far.

Mat? I've always thought your ball routine was your strong point. ;)

:D
 
Dear Hasn't Bribed Me Yet Litster,

Do you need me to bend over so you can make sure you see the artistic impression? :D

I am good with balls, I can't deny it. :p
 
Dear Nicely Assed Litser

Thanks for the advice :D

I would heed it, however, I've been advised that al fresco is where it's at - and I don't have an atlas............



Dear Key Jangling Litser

Somehow, I just knew you'd be the one with a ready stash :eek:


Dear ILYYBSGHW Litser

:rose:
 
Dear Litster,

You've got some people very concerned about you right who would like to reach out and speak with you if you'd give them the chance.

:rose:,
Gracie
 
Dear Mr Sexypants Litster,

Thanks for making me laugh.
You never fail to bring a smile to my face.
But I miss you, Litster!
Your quick, goofy emails will have to be enough for now.

Love ya!!
xxxooo
 
Dear Litster,

I so hope you enjoyed last night as much as we did! Thank you for all you are, want to be and being there always.

T & J
 
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