Anyone care to chat?

Hey! I'd love to have a conversation with you that progresses into a masturbatory session.
 
would love to. But talking through pm here is a pita

it's a pita? 😊
more like falAWFUL, am i right!? 😁
or a pain in the tahini! πŸ˜‚
having a conversation via PM usually takes olive my inbox space. 🀣
i'm pretty feta up with how quick it fills up.πŸ˜†

you won't get these jokes if you don't like Mediterranean food.
 
it's a pita? 😊
more like falAWFUL, am i right!? 😁
or a pain in the tahini! πŸ˜‚
having a conversation via PM usually takes olive my inbox space. 🀣
i'm pretty feta up with how quick it fills up.πŸ˜†

you won't get these jokes if you don't like Mediterranean food.

These puns are grape :D:D
 
Food puns

it's a pita? 😊
more like falAWFUL, am i right!? 😁
or a pain in the tahini! πŸ˜‚
having a conversation via PM usually takes olive my inbox space. 🀣
i'm pretty feta up with how quick it fills up.πŸ˜†

you won't get these jokes if you don't like Mediterranean food.[/QUO
These jokes are MUJADARAdorable
 
it's a pita? 😊
more like falAWFUL, am i right!? 😁
or a pain in the tahini! πŸ˜‚
having a conversation via PM usually takes olive my inbox space. 🀣
i'm pretty feta up with how quick it fills up.πŸ˜†

you won't get these jokes if you don't like Mediterranean food.

Greek more than anything. Hilareous :D
 
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