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* sticks head out of the infirmary, one eyebrow up curiously**A very loud moaning is heard throughout the bunker. The sounds of alarm reach everyone's ears and all know that the Zombie Response Squad is gearing up to defend the bunker. Armor is strapped on, weapons are drawn, and running feet are heard in the corridors.*
*The moaning reaches a crescendo and stops. A confused rustling is heard and then some fumbling around.*
"Damn, stubbed my toe!"
"Hon, I think the intercom button is stuck. I can hear your voice very loudly...are you perhaps broadcasting to the whole bunker?"
"Oh SHIT!"
*More fumbling and then the noises stop abruptly as the intercom circuit is cut off.*
A few seconds later it comes back on.*
"Uh, sorry folks. False alarm. The moaning was...uh...nothing. No zombies. Stand down. Uh.....sorry."
*The intercom goes silent.*
Oh like what??
I bet it does come in handy.
*knocking is heard from outside*
Hel ... Hello?!?! I just heard some noises ... is ... are there any humans down there?
* sticks head out of the infirmary, one eyebrow up curiously*
Chain, what the hell are you doing to the ladies out there if they're soundin' like the damn zombie alarm? Remind me to clear out a condom section for you next time I go to the mall.
* grumbles about being interruped and goes back to checking the newcomer*
* sticks head out of the infirmary, one eyebrow up curiously*
Chain, what the hell are you doing to the ladies out there if they're soundin' like the damn zombie alarm? Remind me to clear out a condom section for you next time I go to the mall.
* grumbles about being interruped and goes back to checking the newcomer*
*knocking is heard from outside*
Hel ... Hello?!?! I just heard some noises ... is ... are there any humans down there?
Well there is the Mouth-to-Cock resuscitation that DA mentioned.
And yes, I can continue that for hours.
>///> Well I do believe I'm aroused now. Any other talents I should know of?
Good idea. That'll have to be my next project.This is why I sound proof rooms, you should do the same.
Hmmmm, you could always accompany me to my room.
After I have finished inspecting Mr. Tim, I will show you both!!!!
*thinking to myself now THIS has possibilities!!!!*
Good idea. That'll have to be my next project.
Sorry, Tim, I forgot to mention: Some of the wimmens have voracious appetites.
We tend to go naked around here so that it is apparent that there are no zombie bites on each other...but you remove your armor at your own risk.
* sticks head out of the infirmary, one eyebrow up curiously*
* grumbles about being interruped and goes back to checking the newcomer*
Why, hello. Come in. Move slowly. Let us get a look at you.
Any bites on you?
Are you hungry?
Come on down to the mess hall and partake in anything we have. All I ask is that you don't harm anyone here.
Yes, I recommend hiring a contractor for it.
YOU HUSH!!!!
Do NOT scare him off!!!
A contractor? Dude, did you forget where you are?
Contractors? Are there any left?
Oh, sorry. Proceed.
I won't get in your way.
I'm fine with that, though I never got inspected. XD
I will be happy to correct that oversight!!!
Cum with me.
I mean, come with me.
Sorry, Tim, I forgot to mention: Some of the wimmens have voracious appetites.
We tend to go naked around here so that it is apparent that there are no zombie bites on each other...but you remove your armor at your own risk.
Hmmmm, you could always accompany me to my room.
After I have finished inspecting Mr. Tim, I will show you both!!!!
*thinking to myself now THIS has possibilities!!!!*
YOU HUSH!!!!
Do NOT scare him off!!!
Gosh, I thought I was a goner until I heard those noises as I was walking by looking for someplace safe to sleep ... since I had to flee my camp recently ... and my friends..
Oh, sorry. Proceed.
I won't get in your way.
Thank you.
I'm sure Laydee is looking for you anyway.
*Sheepish laughter from the young man a freshman in college not long before the zombies came*
Yes ... that was a bit puzzling to me ... makes sense now, but I'd rather keep at least something on
*strips down to tattered and worn boxers so as not to offend too many people*
If a tour is the first thing recommended, then I guess I would be willing to oblige, Miss .... ? ... and don't you go a worryin about Tim here. I ain't scared of no humans after the hell I've been through!
Friends? Where? We can mobilize lots of weapons and armor if you tell us where. We could still save them if they are in danger.
Where was your camp? How far?
*strips down to tattered and worn boxers so as not to offend too many people*