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Old 12-03-2017, 08:25 AM   #701
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I'm not a masochistic control freak with OCD or ED issues who likes to start drinking early on weekend mornings.
Then it's hardly a surprise that golf would hold little appeal for you.
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Old 12-03-2017, 08:50 AM   #702
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It's a surprise that golf would hold any appeal for you!
Actually, it was on TV a LOT when I was a kid and I like hand/eye coordination games. *shrug*
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Old 12-03-2017, 10:04 AM   #703
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I just like playing games. *shrug*
One day it will turn against you!
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Old 12-03-2017, 10:40 AM   #704
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One day IT will turn against you!
Fortunately, I don't watch horror films.
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Old 12-03-2017, 02:04 PM   #705
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I want you to repeat that while attached to a lie detector.
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Old 12-03-2017, 03:16 PM   #706
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Don't flinch; it's only a weed-whacker.
But do you know where that thing has been? Keep it away from me!
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Old 12-03-2017, 03:30 PM   #707
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Keep her away from me!
Great, more of her for me.
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Old 12-03-2017, 03:40 PM   #708
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Great, more heroin for me!
Didn't your mommy ever teach you to share? Don't bogart the shit.
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Old 12-03-2017, 08:08 PM   #709
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Don't bogart the good shit!
Geez, fine, here. But I thought you weren't allowed to have coffee?
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Old 12-04-2017, 06:14 AM   #710
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I thought you were dead.
Surprise!
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Old 12-04-2017, 11:20 AM   #711
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Surprised?
That doesn't begin to describe it. Oh my; that must have hurt!
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Old 12-04-2017, 11:47 AM   #712
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Old 12-04-2017, 12:39 PM   #713
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Old 12-04-2017, 12:58 PM   #714
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Shame on you mate!!!
But... but it is our tradition! Something that has gone for centuries from father to daughter.
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Old 12-04-2017, 06:18 PM   #715
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But but buts! I love ass.
Your so right seeing a really great ass makes me want to sing... "Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty."
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Old 12-04-2017, 06:31 PM   #716
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You're so right, seeing a really great ass makes me want to ring my ex-wife and lie to her about getting some booty."
So is that a banana in your pocket, or do you really think I'm that pretty?
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You really sound like an ass when you sing... "Ooh eee, ooh ah ah, ting, tang, walla-walla bing-bang"
The witch doctor made me do it.
It was those herbal drugs.
Especially the xanax.
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Old 12-04-2017, 07:44 PM   #718
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Herbal drugs or xanax?.
Tonight, both.
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Old 12-05-2017, 12:52 PM   #719
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Tonight, goat.
I'll pass on this one.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:24 AM   #720
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I just passed a big one.
Squeeze harder and maybe you'll pass another.
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:04 PM   #721
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Ah, push it.
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:54 PM   #722
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Oooh, bother...
What's wrong, Pooh Bear?
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:24 PM   #723
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What's wrong with cougars?
Nothing, unless concerns my mother...
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:23 PM   #724
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Um, no. I have one child and she's quite young yet.
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I have the Eerie (comix) version. I didn't know it was you.
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