Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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Handley_Page
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You sure you got ordinary water in that shower?
lovecraft68
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(As you begin to go down on her)
I hope you like cream pies.
I hope you like cream pies.
Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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Hey, is now a bad time to inform you that I have syphilis?
RjThoughts
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"Hey, what do you mean you're only renting that Porsche?"
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Gold-digger awesome
MSTarot
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......so i went to high school in Trenton, I really loved it there they have this music festival there every year. I went there two years ago when I was having my high school reunion. I saw the prom queen at the festival. God she was such a slut in school...now she's like this soccer mom with an suv full of kids. I really don't like those big suvs they are like so scary when they pass you on the high way. It's almost like a big rig truck. You know I dated a truck driver for about five years It was fun but he had to haul cigarets and I don't beleave in smoking since I quit. It was such a hard thing to give up smoking that I really don't want my dating him to encourage anyone else.....
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if were going there
the power of the Christ compiles you
the power of the Christ compiles you
the power of the Christ compiles you
