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Old 09-01-2013, 11:00 AM   #1801
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Old 09-01-2013, 12:12 PM   #1802
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^^^THAT is not boring!
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Old 09-01-2013, 12:38 PM   #1803
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Old 09-01-2013, 01:02 PM   #1804
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