The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Handley_Page said:

it hooks the Willow on the other bank.


I put in another Bank

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YoursSINSerely said:

but, the deposits are few.


I put in some interest.

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Handley_Page said:

and the shares rise in value slightly.


I put in some advertisements.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and get charged with making false claims.

I put in a bottle of snake oil...

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Handley_Page said:

and the queue to buy it stretches round the block.


I put in an oil filter

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a free litre of SW5-40 with it.

I put in a grease monkey...

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Handley_Page said:

and all the joints are soon covered in monkey grease.


I put in a spirit spray cleaner

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, it comes in the form of my river water in a fancy pink bottle.

I put in a genie.

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Handley_Page said:

and you let it out of the bottle.


I put in three wishes.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the genie is a bit hard of hearing, so you end up with a million ducks, a twelve-inch pianist, and a sexy fife.

I put in a very interesting night club act involving feathers, keyboard, and wind,,,

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Handley_Page said:

And at Madison Square Garden, it is the sell-out of the season.


I put in a Management representative.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the union steering committee has a feeding frenzy.

I put in an ode to Joe Hill...

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Handley_Page said:

and the IWW holds a 24hr vigil.

I put in an envelope.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the winner is ... Dragon!

I put in a transcript of a fiery thank you speech...

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Handley_Page said:

The local Fire Brigade were in raptures with the practice.


I put in a bottle of good port.

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, we sit by the fire sipping from tiny glasses.

I put in an internal blaze.

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Tio_Narratore said:

"and ony a kiss can put out the fire."

I put in some old black magic...

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Handley_Page said:

As the voice of Sinatra oozes from the speakers.


I put in Harry Potter's magic Wand

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it gets bigger whenever Hermione's around.

I put in a bell, a book, and a candle...

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Handley_Page said:

Light the candle, read the book and ring the bell if you want another drink !


I put in the second volume of the book

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get bewitched by Kim Novak.

I put in a Black Magic Woman...

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Handley_Page said:

I put in a large well-blessed Crucifix, just in case.
[I'd rather have Kim Novak]


I put in a black feather.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and an irate raven perches above your study door.

I put in a tintinnabulation of bells...

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Handley_Page said:

and get back an loud ululation of sound


I put in a spare clapper

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the applause is deafening.

I put in a pair of ear plugs...

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