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sweepthefloor said:
Alright, you get a :) for that one dearest local. Let's go down the shore!
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My sister calls me a "Benny" now that she lives down the shore.
She says she's allowed to say "go to the beach" now.

I went down all by myself about two weeks ago, I was one man with one crab pot, and in about two or three hours I got forty blue claw.
I gave them away to my neighbors.
 
clutch1 said:
My sister calls me a "Benny" now that she lives down the shore.
She says she's allowed to say "go to the beach" now.

I went down all by myself about two weeks ago, I was one man with one crab pot, and in about two or three hours I got forty blue claw.
I gave them away to my neighbors.
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That's funny-- does your sister have a room for us?
 
clutch1 said:
We can have the whole finished basement with a stocked bar.
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We can live and hump like teenagers down there.

clutch1 said:
Now I'm fully engorged!
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Your special fat Sharpie that never runs dry.


clutch1 said:
Most of my ancestors are supposed to be from Ireland, I don't know how I only burn once a year, and then tan after that.
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Don't know babe. I don't let myself burn and I never tan. I like my coloring- as is.
 
sweepthefloor said:
We can live and hump like teenagers down there.
Sure as hell have fun trying.

Your special fat Sharpie that never runs dry.



Don't know babe. I don't let myself burn and I never tan. I like my coloring- as is.
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When I worked construction I got asked to join the Italian American Social Club in my town.
 
Degradation July Lovers

Cardio: Janey can you get the Adenosine please.

Cardio: And what does Adensosine do?
1rst Years: *blank*
Cardio: this isn't a complicated question.
1rst Years: *blank*
Me: Can I push the Adenosine 6mg fast followed by flush now?
Cardio: answer me.
1rst Years: *looks at me*
Me: *i can't tell you, that will be worse for you*

Cardio: Push it Janey.
1rst Year: I forget, sorry.
Cardio: Don't tell me sorry. You will explain to your attending why you don't know what adenosine is. How did you even get here?

Me: Look, it broke. We got normal sinus rhythm. Let's play happy family!
 
sweepthefloor said:
Cardio: Janey can you get the Adenosine please.

Cardio: And what does Adensosine do?
1rst Years: *blank*
Cardio: this isn't a complicated question.
1rst Years: *blank*
Me: Can I push the Adenosine 6mg fast followed by flush now?
Cardio: answer me.
1rst Years: *looks at me*
Me: *i can't tell you, that will be worse for you*

Cardio: Push it Janey.
1rst Year: I forget, sorry.
Cardio: Don't tell me sorry. You will explain to your attending why you don't know what adenosine is. How did you even get here?

Me: Look, it broke. We got normal sinus rhythm. Let's play happy family!
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missed your chance to whisper to the 1st year kid "it makes their ouchie go away"
 
sweepthefloor said:
Cardio: Janey can you get the Adenosine please.

Cardio: And what does Adensosine do?
1rst Years: *blank*
Cardio: this isn't a complicated question.
1rst Years: *blank*
Me: Can I push the Adenosine 6mg fast followed by flush now?
Cardio: answer me.
1rst Years: *looks at me*
Me: *i can't tell you, that will be worse for you*

Cardio: Push it Janey.
1rst Year: I forget, sorry.
Cardio: Don't tell me sorry. You will explain to your attending why you don't know what adenosine is. How did you even get here?

Me: Look, it broke. We got normal sinus rhythm. Let's play happy family!
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Cardio was making the patient wait while he/she abused 1rst Years? Sounds like someone needs to be slapped upside the head with a dead carp.
 
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