Lost in the Punhouse

DeepGreenEyes · Sep 9, 2016

BubblyBookworm said:
A man is most intelligent during sex because he is "Plugged" up to the knowledge source!! *Winks*

So... goddess in the I of the fe-holder?

EverLux said:
Don't mind me while I take a glans at the merchandise. I seem to have lost scrotal control of my inhibitions. Urethra gonna love it or, well... no, you're gonna love it.

There's a vas deferens between good touch and bad. And, baby, mine is so, so bad

When you talk about this junk I can see you're-all-"gee!" I have to admit I duct a little at your references, although they were mostly semenal and fluid.

But dammit, I am MORE than just a refractory for reproduction of baby banter!

NicoleZ · Sep 9, 2016

The puns are getting quite strained. May I suggest you do not apply so much sieve here?

DeepGreenEyes · Sep 9, 2016

NicoleZ said:
The puns are getting quite strained. May I suggest you do not apply so much sieve here?

Are you saying our colanders have too much thyme???

NicoleZ · Sep 9, 2016

I wouldn't know about that although there's probably too much thyme on your hands.

EverLux · Sep 9, 2016

NicoleZ said:
I wouldn't know about that although there's probably too much thyme on your hands.

Good luck convincing that well-seasoned punner he's wasting time sharpening his writing a-cumin. The cloves are gonna come off.

EverLux · Sep 9, 2016

DeepGreenEyes said:
But dammit, I am MORE than just a refractory for reproduction of baby banter!

Forgive me if I demenstruated poor behavior. I just get a little too egg-cited ovary time I pun

NicoleZ · Sep 9, 2016

EverLux said:
The cloves are gonna come off.

That is bound to spice things up even if I would prefer another caper or two.

Tio_Narratore · Sep 9, 2016

With the cloves off, some one might get a lactation, but I'd be pleased to whip up a bondage for her.

lovecraft68 · Sep 9, 2016

NicoleZ said:
That is bound to spice things up even if I would prefer another caper or two.

That would definitely chiven things up a bit.

EverLux · Sep 9, 2016

lovecraft68 said:
That would definitely chiven things up a bit.

Well, maybe if it weren’t allspice all the time. If we branch out a bit, it wood Alder the tone in here. Inlay terms, it’s time Fir a change!

Tio_Narratore · Sep 9, 2016

EverLux said:
Well, maybe if it weren’t allspice all the time. If we branch out a bit, it wood Alder the tone in here. Inlay terms, it’s time Fir a change!

We do have a lot of Chestnuts and Ash men around here who Maple leaf they can root around in any dryad around.

lovecraft68 · Sep 10, 2016

EverLux said:
Well, maybe if it weren’t allspice all the time. If we branch out a bit, it wood Alder the tone in here. Inlay terms, it’s time Fir a change!

There you are! I've been pining for you and getting all spruced up, because as we all know, red wood :rose:

EverLux · Sep 10, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
We do have a lot of Chestnuts and Ash men around here who Maple leaf they can root around in any dryad around.

They need to Cypress their damn urges. That's knot likely that'll happen, though, is it?

lovecraft68 said:
There you are! I've been pining for you and getting all spruced up, because as we all know, red wood

Red wood trunkate your twig, is what she'd do. (I often wonder why us crazy Cherry blondes are so Poplar with the boys.) :devil:

NicoleZ · Sep 10, 2016

EverLux said:
(I often wonder why us crazy Cherry blondes are so Poplar with the boys.)

Cuz they love to be in the pink? Don't mind that myself actually... :heart:

lovecraft68 · Sep 10, 2016

EverLux said:
They need to Cypress their damn urges. That's knot likely that'll happen, though, is it?

Red wood trunkate your twig, is what she'd do. (I often wonder why us crazy Cherry blondes are so Poplar with the boys.)

You're more bark than bite, ain't no way you're whacking this weed. At the root of the matter you know you want to go all sappy on me.

lovecraft68 · Sep 10, 2016

NicoleZ said:
Cuz they love to be in the pink? Don't mind that myself actually...

Wow, look who just blue through the door! Why, yellow, Nicole! Orange you glad we're all still here?

NicoleZ · Sep 10, 2016

lovecraft68 said:
Wow, look who just blue through the door! Why, yellow, Nicole! Orange you glad we're all still here?

Hello yourself! If you don't mind, I'd rather you moved from time to time as it would be easier to spot the stiffs if you did.

DeepGreenEyes · Sep 10, 2016

So ... Are we gonna sycamore with trees now? Or are hue wheel in tint on color?

EverLux · Sep 10, 2016

DeepGreenEyes said:
So ... Are we gonna sycamore with trees now? Or are hue wheel in tint on color?

I can azure you that thistle be the end of both.

(I really wanted to use Violet Femmes at some point, and I'm sad I couldn’t work it in

)

EverLux · Sep 10, 2016

Also--the Who do you think you are to Run, DGE, from all the Stooges, the Kinks, and the Temptations of this thread all day?

(Admittedly, not some of my best work.)

DeepGreenEyes · Sep 10, 2016

EverLux said:
I can azure you that thistle be the end of both.

(I really wanted to use Violet Femmes at some point, and I'm sad I couldn’t work it in )

Awww... Hue wanted to go on like a Litster in the pun?

Too hard! I'd gouache my hands of it.

EverLux said:
Also--the Who do you think you are to Run, DGE, from all the Stooges, the Kinks, and the Temptations of this thread all day?

(Admittedly, not some of my best work.)

I Ramone interested! I sheena pun crocker before and believe me, I don't wanna get band from this thread for posting too mosh.

(You're plum modest.)

EverLux · Sep 10, 2016

DeepGreenEyes said:
I Ramone interested! I sheena pun crocker before and believe me, I don't wanna get band from this thread for posting too mosh.

(You're plum modest.)

Please! Guetta clue. You’re the Desiigner of this thread—unless there's a surprise Massive Attack, you won’t be cast out in the Darkness.

NicoleZ · Sep 10, 2016

EverLux said:
(I really wanted to use Violet Femmes at some point, and I'm sad I couldn’t work it in )

Well EverLux, all it takes is to whip up the courage and before you know it the other woman is scarlet to go with your violet.

lovecraft68 · Sep 10, 2016

DeepGreenEyes said:
Awww... Hue wanted to go on like a Litster in the pun?

Too hard! I'd gouache my hands of it.

I Ramone interested! I sheena pun crocker before and believe me, I don't wanna get band from this thread for posting too mosh.

(You're plum modest.)

This thread is quite the Journey. all these talking heads and their puns are real killers. The jokes are rolling like stones and chugging along like a train. But if you don't like puns you might be more grateful to be dead than read them.

If you were paying for them, I'm sure you'd want your nickel back by now.

lovecraft68 · Sep 10, 2016

EverLux said:
(I really wanted to use Violet Femmes at some point, and I'm sad I couldn’t work it in )

So you're blue? Don't worry, I heard the indigo girls may need someone.

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