The Naked Party Thread

JimmyHartley said:

Or they were taken from the large amount of immigrants who arrived after we were opened for settlement.

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JimmyHartley said:

If anyone would like to read my story I'd be happy to take feedback and constructive criticism.

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Send me the link, Hon?

Seeing the last few posts of this thread I apologize if I ever offend anyone by calling them Hon... it's a Bawlmorian thing

JimmyHartley said:

Yes, you did.
Anyway Australia was created to get rid of the Cockneys, Irish and Criminals.

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AphroditeReborn said:

Send me the link, Hon?

Seeing the last few posts of this thread I apologize if I ever offend anyone by calling them Hon... it's a Bawlmorian thing

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AphroditeReborn said:

Seeing the last few posts of this thread I apologize if I ever offend anyone by calling them Hon... it's a Bawlmorian thing

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EesomeBeastie said:

Isn't the last word in the sentence redundant?

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JimmyHartley said:

*Steals your wallet*

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EesomeBeastie said:

Ha! Not carrying one.

(I don't usually - mainly to resist the temptation of the bun shop at work! Only really if I fancy taking the moths for a bit of exercise.)

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JimmyHartley said:

It's not actually submitted, or finished yet, I'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to writing and I like to employ a lot of quality control measures.
How about I send it to you in a message?

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You are definitely like me then as I am a perfectionist too and am my own worst critic I will send you my reg email addy in a PM

EesomeBeastie said:

Hi there, lass!

(Now that would be a safe unoffensive greeting if I didn't have a nagging urge to drop the L when addressing such a fine specimen. )

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*drools* How I would love to hear a thick Scottish brogue saying "Cum for me lass" as he spanks my behind mmmmmmmmmmm

JimmyHartley said:

I didn't say you were carrying one but I am most certain that you actually have one.

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AphroditeReborn said:

*drools* How I would love to hear a thick Scottish brogue saying "Cum for me lass" as he spanks my behind mmmmmmmmmmm

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AphroditeReborn said:

You are definitely like me then as I am a perfectionist too and am my own worst critic I will send you my reg email addy in a PM


*drools* How I would love to hear a thick Scottish brogue saying "Cum for me lass" as he spanks my behind mmmmmmmmmmm

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EesomeBeastie said:

So ye'd like me tae skelp yer arse, wid ye?

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*nods - not trusting my voice at the moment*

JimmyHartley said:

An Email is on its way.
Oh my, the amount of American women liking me for my Australian accent has me a bit worried, is it me or my accent they like?

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It's a delightful sound we don't hear everyday so it's erotic as hell, BUT in order to maintain MY attention, the man's personality has to be stellar too

I will look it over and get it back to you as soon as I can, ok?

AphroditeReborn said:

*nods - not trusting my voice at the moment*

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AphroditeReborn said:

*nods - not trusting my voice at the moment*


It's a delightful sound we don't hear everyday so it's erotic as hell, BUT in order to maintain MY attention, the man's personality has to be stellar too

I will look it over and get it back to you as soon as I can, ok?

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EesomeBeastie said:

Well bend over, mah wee quean, and we'll get right tae it.

:caning:

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JimmyHartley said:

My doubts about my accent are like a well endowed woman's thoughts on her breasts.

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JimmyHartley said:

My doubts about my accent are like a well endowed woman's thoughts on her breasts.

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EesomeBeastie said:

What, that one day you're going to trip over it and fall flat on your face?

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AphroditeReborn said:

*nods* I hear ya... I'm not THAT well endowed but some men still stare at my chest more than my eyes

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AphroditeReborn said:

*nods* I hear ya... I'm not THAT well endowed but some men still stare at my chest more than my eyes

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EesomeBeastie said:

Get one of those T-shirts that says "I'm up here ^"

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*giggle* I had one... til I gained a few pounds and it all went to my chest Now it just seems to attract MORE attention when I wear it lol

JimmyHartley said:

My views on big breasts are quite similar to your views on sexy accents.

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As it should be... I've always wanted a man to make love to my mind before he even thinks about my body