gentold
Literotica Guru
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I've been known to squeal away from a stoplight now and then.
TNP thinks that's awful and drives a hybrid.
i do own a hybrid
loves plants grown hybrid seeds
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I've been known to squeal away from a stoplight now and then.
TNP thinks that's awful and drives a hybrid.
False, I don't own a car
TNP is currently in bed?
TNP can bake great cookies
I sure can.
TNP's sex life consists mostly of masturbation.
Well, being away from my SO all week, statistically that is true.
TNP sometimes uses their left hand so they can imagine it's another person.
An old joke with no validity. Switch hands? True. Feels different? False.
TNP has wiped a booger on a church pew or a hymnal.
Ew. No!
TNP prefers raw carrots to cooked.
True!
TNP - Has had quinoa for breakfast.
True!
TNP - Has had quinoa for breakfast.
False. I do have a large bag of quinoa though. My breakfast was a piece of rye bread and some cottage cheese with applesauce and chia seeds.
TNP has eaten chia seeds in the past week.
Not because i tried, they were in some oatmeal i purchased.
TNP needs to layer because of the cold today
False. Turned up the heat and not going out all day.
TNP is really tired of the word "iconic."
False
TNP has tasted a condom
True, candy flavored
TNP horror films
False. They scare me.
TNP wants the Patriots to lose. Always.
False. I have no preference
TNP loves mini m&m’s
TRUE!
TNP is trying to eat healthier as part of their New Year's Resolution.
TRUE!
TNP is trying to eat healthier as part of their New Year's Resolution.
True and failing
TNP made no New Years resolutions
False... I committed myself to eating better and I've lost over 6 lbs in two weeks... not bad if I do say so myself.
TNP is ordering take out for dinner tonight.
True! Chinese is coming later on.
TNP has the best driving play list
The best? Far be it for me to gloat, but yes...
TNP had an enjoyable three day weekend.