Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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This might be more the way to go, as you did not want to bleach the B-Hole. And you don't even have to tan your entire body, just your B-Cheeks.
I wouldn't recommend a tanning bed though - I heard they can be bad for the skin and give you little melanoma spots. How distracting would that be - little brown spots on your B-Cheeks drawing your eyes away from the B-Hole as you are trying to reach level o - O - OH! in your game of rub-out. It'd be like trying to watch porn on 3 different television sets. Take my word for it, it's not as extraordinary as you'd think.
Use tanning oil or tanning cream. I'd place something like a quarter, or a mustard jar lid over the dark B-Hole area (use something of appropriate size to cover the dark winky area - you DON'T want to darken there) and then slather the tan cream or oil liberally on the surrounding B-Cheeks.
After desired browning of the B-Cheeks is attained, remove the cream / oil and VOILA!, no more pesky color mismatched B-Hole.
And think of how sexy your B-Um is gonna be now. We're talkin' Brazilian beach sexy. You will never want to leave your place from in front of the mirror. You'll probably have to take breaks though, cause all the blood will be rushing to your head from being constantly bent over staring at that sexy (and color-matched) South American B-Um.
